Every day Akpors walks home from school
pass a 4th grade girl's house. 1 day he is
carrying a football he stops 2 taunt da little
girl. He holds up da football n says,"Hey
Mary See this football? Football is a boy's
game n
girls can't have 1!"
Little Mary runs into da house crying n tells
her mother about the encounter. Her
mother immediately runs out and buys the
girl a football.
The next day, Akpors is riding home on his
bike and Little Mary shows him the football
and yells, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
Akpors gets mad and points to his bike."See
this bike? This is a boy's bike and girls can't
have 'em!" The next day, Akpors comes by
and little Mary is riding a new boy's
bike. Now he is really mad. So he immediately
drops his
pants, points at his most private of private
parts and says, "You see THIS? Only
BOYS have these and not even YOUR mother
can't
go out and buy you one!"
The next day as Akpors passes the house he
asks little Mary,"Well, what do you have to
say NOW?"
She pulls up her dress and replies, "My
mother told me that as long as I have one of
these,I can have as many of THOSE as I
want!"
Akpors fainted...

Ahhh!!! Mogbe!
I be akpors!

Eeh yahhh, wetin make am faint,apkors no go kill person

Not really funny

true talk

Hi er'1,My name is Apkors

[color=#000099][/color]i don laugh sote my brother ask my name,i answer am sey i be akpors

Her mother forgot 2 tell her dat she is like d door, while akpors is d key...............