1. An actress can wear the same hairdo for
more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks.

2. In every romance movie, som1 must die....

3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually
touching them!

4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediately.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.

6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting
a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/
sleeping with rich men.

7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is
born evil.

8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except
death!

9. With a pastor... all things are possible.

10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same..

11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to
speak wrong phonetics.

12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out, D
best place U take her 2 is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most
probably see an 'ex' while feedin each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative dat U ride
a donkey & carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly
clothes.

13. The police are extremely efficient unlike
their counterparts in real life...

14. Every problem u av is spiritual

15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it doesn't really
matter, ur head will be bandaged, same for ur
legs.

16.When advertising a movie, u av to shout
cos people are deaf.

17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has
to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and then slam
into a tree that wasn't there before...

18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to
do wit d movie, and other times wen you see
d title and the poster, U know it ALL.

19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded
dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT
FOR PART 2...

And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo
Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha.....



(add urs)

Stale but still funny though.

Ogidi-Olu:
Stale but still funny though.

I'd say too stale to be funny anymore.