A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

I don't comprehend

that has been a very funny joke for years. thug life, please, read again and u will get it.
cheers

Na wa oooooooo, them don post this more than 3x for this place, wetin dey worry u na?

4 dickens sake raven wat in hells name is wrong wid ya u copyn nd past widout thot!

oops sory 4 dat outburst 1 4got u had no brains

Deuuuuum

ROFLAMO

Very nice, my first time with this one. @ Topic, bravo very well done.

clemcykul:

4 dickens sake raven what in hells name is wrong wid ya u copyn nd past widout thot!

oops sory 4 that outburst 1 4got u had no brains

why are you letting out my secret now? anyway u should know since i loaned u my brains;nd urs aren't worth talking about.he he just kidding

U beta be c0z ã'cu pop u ryt now.

well i knew u had no brains and i mercifully loaned u mine, pls kindly return it 2nite

yeah i will,i'm tired of'em alredy.where do we meet?in your bedroom?migs no kill me o!

I'm glad we av an understanding.

and dat is?

to come to his bedroom tonight

@raven
stay away 4rm clem.

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BAN

but you dey laff












BAN

Wetin consign u?




BAN!!

Ban

Wtf wit u poster?

stop repeating, guys

singing [2 clem] "girl i wanna take you 2 my room,in2 my room".migs just kip kool aiite? dis here nigga's taking over.








BAN all'em hating-ass watchdogs.lol

Make dat ur mouth catch fire.

Make dat ur mouth catch fire.

Migines:

Make that your mouth catch fire.

my mouth's cool as ice man,ain't no way it's catching fire.

Den make ur mouth freeze die.

Nah,i'm using an A.C which's temperature sensitive.

Too much cartoons.

roasted brains if you ask me

saucekid:

roasted brains if you ask me

yeah,had urs 4 lunch

Migines:

Too much cartoons.

CARTOONS?

LMAO. . . ^**phew**