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| Smart Niaja Manager by Phiniter(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2007 |
This Guy 's been working for his boss for two years now, nd no talk of commendation, increase in salary, promotion or even appreciation for his work, then with anger he went to meet his boss nd this issued between them Boss: How many days ar there in a Year Man: Mostly 365 but sometimes 366 Boss: How many Hours in a day? Man: 24 Boss: How many hours do you work in a day? Man: From 8am - 4pm (8hours) Boss: Okay, So what is the fraction of that to a day? Man: (thinks nd calculates) I think one-third Boss: Brilliant of you, so What is the one third of 366? Man: 122 days Boss: Intelligent you are!, so do you work on weekends? Man: Nope Boss: So How many days falls on weekends? Man: Um, lets see, 52 Saturdays nd 52 Sundays, Okay, we have 104 Days on weekends Boss: Okay, so lets remove 104 days from 122, nd we have how many left? Man: 18 sir! Boss: I usually give you 2weeks leave per year, so we have 14 days okay? Man: Exactly sir (Enough sweat beads pouring down his head) Boss: So from 18 if we remove 14 days, we have how many left? Man: We have 4 days sir Boss: You work on xmas? Man: No  Boss: You work on the New year? Man: No (more sweat beads) Boss: Democracy day?? Man: No sir Boss: How many days do we have left? Man: 1 sir Boss: Now finally tell me, do you work on Workers day?? Man: No sir Boss: How many left now? Man: None sir Boss: Now tell me mister man, do you deserve any pay atall?? Man: No sir Boss: So why disturb your self nd me?? Man: I'm so sorry sir The man now left the office nd never came complained again  |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by tjtj1(m): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2007 |
Nice manager lmao |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by ThugLife1(m): 10:41pm On Dec 29, 2007 |
nyc 1 |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by Migines(m): 8:23am On Dec 30, 2007 |
Seenit but cool |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by ituen(m): 12:08am On Dec 31, 2007 |
this is kool. u don try phiniter |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On Jan 02, 2008 |
good job lol |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by Phiniter(m): 9:19pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Thanks for appreciating it lol |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by Rebellious(f): 9:30pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
That's why people should be paid by the hour. Good one Phiniter. |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by tjtj1(m): 12:28am On Jan 11, 2008 |
How much an hr? |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by aristole(m): 10:03am On Jan 11, 2008 |
Thumbs up. |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Jan 11, 2008 |
*brings down aritoles thumb and cuts it off* next time giv a hi5 instead of a thumb up |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by tjtj1(m): 3:18pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
| clemcy lol |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by Phiniter(m): 5:34pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
tj_tj: 25N an hour woudnn't be too small for you tj_tj |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by tjtj1(m): 8:20pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
i wouldn't even work there there. thats slave labor   |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by cute9jaguy(m): 9:19pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
roflmao |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by saucekid(m): 9:37pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
clemcy dey vex |
| Re: Smart Niaja Manager by playmate(f): 12:36am On Jan 12, 2008 |
lol. . . . . i'll deal wit d sorry ass my own way. |
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