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Crack In The Shoe? by ojd(m): 9:48am On Apr 10, 2006
A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I
bet I can guess what color your underwear is."

The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?"

The man answered, "You're wearing red."

"Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked.

He replied, "Because I'm a genius."

On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color
your underwear is!"

The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?"

The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course."

The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!"

"I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said.

On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me
you're not wearing any underwear!"

She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?"

"Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a
crack in my shoes!"
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by nike4luv(f): 10:31am On Apr 10, 2006
perv cheesy
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by kajad(m): 1:13pm On Apr 10, 2006
That shoe na mirror grin
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by Oracle(m): 1:45am On Apr 11, 2006
correct mirror
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by diddy4(m): 2:05am On Apr 11, 2006
omo that mirror nice for college students. grin grin
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by micklplus(m): 11:41am On Apr 11, 2006
This nairaland people self ! i hope they are not going to make me die of laughter one day cheesy cheesy cheesy
nice one
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by spikelord(m): 12:12pm On Apr 11, 2006
Funny one there buddy!
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by Ebano(m): 3:51pm On Apr 13, 2006
grin That was a funny oneĀ  grin
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by Free(f): 4:08pm On Apr 13, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by Zahymaka(m): 2:18am On Apr 14, 2006
Do you have to be shocked all the time Free?

Nice joke anyway.
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by folahann(m): 12:08am On Jul 25, 2008
what is this God?
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by mohawkchic(f): 1:29am On Jul 25, 2008
~A very Funny Joke cheesy
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by kayemjay(m): 8:41am On Jul 25, 2008
dawwwwhhhhhh! lame!lame!lame! lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Jul 25, 2008
make sense
Re: Crack In The Shoe? by akinsadeez(m): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2008
What a crack in the shoe.nice one

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