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Eyes by ThugLife1(m): 1:46am On Jan 01, 2008
Do you know the relationship between two eyes, ?

They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together and
They sleep together

But they never see each other, That's what is true friendship !!

But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye blinks and the other
remains open,

Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships !!
Re: Eyes by wendymanda: 1:58am On Jan 01, 2008
eyes see each other in the mirror.
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 2:04am On Jan 01, 2008
thank u very much wendy
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 2:14am On Jan 01, 2008
One eye tells d other "between u and i, something stinks"
Re: Eyes by ThugLife1(m): 2:26am On Jan 01, 2008
lol
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 9:47am On Jan 01, 2008
Yes Like one day i see one very fine girl, na so my left eye tell my right eye say: ol boy if na this babe go give me hesh hi vee i no mind ooo

grin
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 10:23am On Jan 01, 2008
. . . and look wer u ended up.
Re: Eyes by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Jan 02, 2008
in a hesh eye vee infested condo!
lol bennie u funnny grin grin grin wink
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 2:45pm On Jan 02, 2008
@clem As if no be our two dey live for d condo.
Re: Eyes by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Jan 02, 2008
ure ryte bennie but why u no like to dey pay rent
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2008
see who dey talk,

U think say i be like you?
No be ona community dey pay your rent and feed you ?

If no be by community effort you and I know say you for don pass on tey tey.
Re: Eyes by ThugLife1(m): 3:36pm On Jan 02, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 6:46am On Jan 03, 2008
Clem,

if u talk pass that one, u know say dem go withdraw dat effort. why do u think miggy married her

Cos she and everything that came along was free
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 7:45am On Jan 03, 2008
Una just like to deh shook mouth 4 my family mata. ituen y u deh take naijagurl/nikee(all na same) call clem?
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 10:22am On Jan 03, 2008
roflmao
Re: Eyes by saucekid(m): 10:49am On Jan 03, 2008
onewonders no go still end grin grin
Re: Eyes by clemcykul(f): 11:21am On Jan 03, 2008
@ben stop the rubbish talk and be reasonable

@sauce wonders are just begining grin
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 11:33am On Jan 03, 2008
Miggy

nikke and naijagurly are the same?
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 11:42am On Jan 03, 2008
Yea. If u ask me. Naijagurl once sed her name waz nike. And they bought type alike.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 11:49am On Jan 03, 2008
and reason alike
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 11:50am On Jan 03, 2008
Clem honnie, no take anything i talk personal okay.

U still be my sure KOKOLET
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 11:52am On Jan 03, 2008
Find ur kokolet go 4ront. Dis one nor be ur bus stop.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 12:06pm On Jan 03, 2008
Hw many times i go remind you that d bible said that there is lots of joy in sharing.
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 12:08pm On Jan 03, 2008
Abeg, take dis rat poison, go share wit dat ur chick 4 ghana.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 12:12pm On Jan 03, 2008
Na waooo, just for blah blah blah ?
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 12:55pm On Jan 03, 2008
ben~jay:

Hw many times i go remind you that d bible said that there is lots of joy in sharing.

i agree with u. But there is PEACE in having ur OWN dont think of coming to my end cos Saucekid na my man
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2008
And dat guy na al queda.
Re: Eyes by clemcykul(f): 1:22pm On Jan 03, 2008
*hugs miggs* thanks for the protectn kiss grin grin grin

stands behind miggs*heyy bennie go find ur own kokolet* grin grin tongue tongue
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 1:24pm On Jan 03, 2008
*kisses*
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 1:34pm On Jan 03, 2008
Olboy see as everybody share dem selves,

VACANCY

I need a girl friend.

Recommedation/Qualifications: Nice attack and Defence.

NOTE: All applicants shud apply in person.

signed
Management.
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 1:42pm On Jan 03, 2008
Its high time ben.
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 6:54pm On Jan 03, 2008
BEn,

I have two girls for you. I think u guys wld luv yourselves

Choose 1 and happy choosing

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