Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.
Abegi...

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

Hahahahahahaha

Chai..dis ur jokes re really onpoint! Gbam! Lolz

Trouble is when youre preaching on the pulpit and a parcel of condom falls from your bre..a st pocket

Acidosis: Trouble is when youre preaching on the pulpit and a parcel of condom falls from your bre..a st pocket

lol....d church members go finish d pastor.

Acidosis: Trouble is when youre preaching on the pulpit and a parcel of condom falls from your bre..a st pocket

Omo......... I laff ooooo.
Dat okada pinging make me laff, so tey I mess infront of oga.

Great joke.

Lol Ωђα̲̅ts cool soon some fools will begin to ask the mod why this is on front page

When u slap army man in front of barracks gate


When u vomit rice during a 3days fasting program.

Ohhhhhh! This is so so hilarious. I mean, provide proof of the mosquito u tried to kill on papa's bald head.

JOKE GRADING>>>


RESULT...TWO CONSECUTIVE NIGHT WITH [size=4pt]mukina[/size]

Another one is when you bring out a lady’s pant instead of your handcachief . To clean your face in the presence of your wife.

Oboy u funny dieeee. I dey laf witout control, all of dem is funny except dat about victor valdes, wetin u mean na, valdes dey keep na? Na REINA u suppose talk of

~vicky~:
JOKE GRADING>>>


RESULT...TWO CONSECUTIVE NIGHT WITH [size=4pt]mukina[/size]

abeg update the nights to 3, so on point

Trouble Ȋ̝̊̅§ when charlie boy na Ɣ☺ΰЯ cell mate 4 prison (ọ̥'boy u don collect akpako bi †ђã†)

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When ur dad/mom catches u in bed wit ur stepmom/dad

@OP,
Abeg, which party u dey rep? Projan or NPJ*?

I don laff sotay i fall down from bed..... btw, anybody that doesnt laugh for this joke has a poor sense of humour

webdezzi:
abeg update the nights to 3, so on point

2 is ok

When you dey interview and dey try release silent fart but na beans you chop for morning and the thing sound like Boko Haram bomb

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

funny!!!!!! laughing my a/r/ze off.

Wow, I'm impressed!

HNosegbe: Trouble is:
When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

Na dis one funny pass

LWKMD!!!!! I don laff sotee i mess......lol
Nice one!
Once more, LWKMD!