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Don't Ever Mock GOD. by Jceazer12(m): 3:16pm On Aug 27, 2012
DO NOT MOCK GOD UNLESS YOU WANT
SUDDEN DEATH..
Here are some men and women
who mocked
God:
Tancredo Neves(President of
Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign,
he
said if he got 500,000 votes from
his
party, not even God wouldremove
him from
Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got
sick a
day before being made President,
then
he died.
Cazuza(Bio-sexu al Brazilian
composer,
singer and poet): During A show
in Canecio ( Rio
de Janeiro ), while
smoking his cigarette, he puffed
out
some smoke into the air and said:
'God, that's for
you.' He died
at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER
in a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the
construction of Titanic, a reporter
asked him how safe the Titanic
would
be. With an ironic tone he said:
'Not
even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know
what happened to
the Titanic.
In Campinas , Brazil a group of
friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The
mother accompanied her to the
car
and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friendsand
she said to the
daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated inthe car:
'My
Daughter, Go With God And May
He
Protect You.' She responded: 'Only
If
He (God) Travels In The Trunk,
Cause
Inside Here.....It's Already Full ' Hrs
later, news
came by that dey had been
involved in a fatal
accident,everyone
had died, the car could notbe
recognized what
type ofcar it had
been, but surprisingly, the trunk
was
intact. The police said therewas
no way the trunk
could have remained
intact. To their surprise, inside the
trunk was a crate of eggs, none
was
broken.
Is GOD of all gods Mightier than
the
mightiest? Stronger than the
strongest?
Let's praise the Almighty......
DON'T MOCK GOD!!! DON'T EVER DO
IT!
Re: Don't Ever Mock GOD. by Callotti: 9:39pm On Aug 27, 2012
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
The reason I derive satisfaction from 'mocking' the omnImpotent Christian God is simple.
Satan mocks him every minute and remains UNTOUCHABLE!
Errrrrrrhn. . . na my bodi im wan take 'flex' ye-ye muscles? cheesy

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