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Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:58pm On Aug 28, 2012
My guy how far na, it's been a while, NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
Good to meet you.
Thanks, meet
my wife!
EHEN! NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH!NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
Give me your phone
number -
080329... ....THANKS. SO
YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA PHCN I DEY USE.
I listened to 8 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY STREET.
Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros.
E DEY KILL MOSQUITOES TOO?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
add yours and Keep it rolling...
Re: Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by dopeJemi: 12:31am On Aug 29, 2012
u don wake? ANSWER:No i still dey bed dy dream
Re: Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by dopeJemi: 12:33am On Aug 29, 2012
u don cum bk 4rm travel? ANSWERNo i still dey der dey wait 4 ur permission 2 cum bk
Re: Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by Nobody: 8:46am On Aug 29, 2012
"mum i'm goin out, just wanna hang out"
"with friends??"
"no mom, with terrorist" undecided
Re: Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by Acidosis(m): 8:52am On Aug 29, 2012
OP: is this thread funny?

ME: No, its dry! grin grin grin
Re: Funny/stupid Questions And Answers by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:33am On Aug 29, 2012
Am here waiting for u
Q:are u still there
A:no is my gost there waiting for u

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