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What Should He Do?he Bought Cd's From Her Dad.help Him/her Out.d Virgins Nightm by dejiman(m): 4:03am On Jan 03, 2008 |
>> >>> >>>>A virgin's worst nightmare >> >>> >>>>A girl asks >>her boyfriend to come over Friday night >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>for the first time. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist >>it's his first time and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms >> >>>and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>sex. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>thinks he >>will be rather busy, it being his first time and >> >>>all. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>offers to >>say grace and bows his head. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>with his head down. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>boyfriend, "I >>had no idea you were this religious." >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>father was a pharmacist." >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * Help her people. |
Re: What Should He Do?he Bought Cd's From Her Dad.help Him/her Out.d Virgins Nightm by dejiman(m): 4:05am On Jan 03, 2008 |
Look through the way of the door and Run your life away before the Man Poisons you. And you the girl.Just go and meet Grandma and explain everything. |
Re: What Should He Do?he Bought Cd's From Her Dad.help Him/her Out.d Virgins Nightm by blueband(m): 4:20am On Jan 03, 2008 |
lmao ;d |
Re: What Should He Do?he Bought Cd's From Her Dad.help Him/her Out.d Virgins Nightm by oloriooko(m): 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Are you sure you are not talking about yourself here? Your joke is out of order, stop cutting and pasting, even if you have to, try take some time and edit it! |
Re: What Should He Do?he Bought Cd's From Her Dad.help Him/her Out.d Virgins Nightm by clemcykul(f): 12:31pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
nice remix am lmao |
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