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Funny But True Laws by warrah(m): 9:34am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True Laws by ayobase(m): 9:57am On Aug 30, 2012 |
On point....u have rely worked on thoughts based on psychology! . Nice one! |
Re: Funny But True Laws by Odunnu: 10:30am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Lol. I like the flat tyre own more. Even the lane switching is so on point to |
Re: Funny But True Laws by Maxymilliano(m): 1:02pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Nice one... |
Re: Funny But True Laws by Emmy9ite(m): 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Nice 1 op, very very true! |
Re: Funny But True Laws by Emmy9ite(m): 3:22pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Law of nairaland:: The 'price of garri' response is directly proportional to the dumbness of the thread! |
Re: Funny But True Laws by warrah(m): 12:11pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make 1 Like |
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