Husband n wife were arguing on who is the most coward & scared btw dem. After a long argument,they decided 2 ask their 2 kids who they tink was d most coward & scared btw dem. The 1st kid says: Dad is d most coward cus "He's scared of women,whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town, he closes his one eye {i.e winks at d lady}. . . Wife realizin d meanin was very angry wit her husband.
The 2nd kid goes "dat is nothing,mummy is so scared 2 sleep alone wen Dad works night shift,mummy sleeps wit d man nxt door; sumtyms she invites d Gardener or Uncle Kingsley 2 sleep wit her.. Sumtyms Uncle Mayowa d Youth corper,after leavin ur room even escort her 2 d bathroon & bath wit her jst bcus she's scared. . .HUSBAND FAINTED IMMEDIATELY!!!:-D