An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight home and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down."

@Poster So when do i laugh ?

Well done poster, The joke is funny.

@BEn
Hw u go understand wen u never charge battery

ben ull laff wen uve developed a bindi (tail)

Na me ona wan face here ?
Where @ my fans ? I need back-up.

back-up _ayusman is on the way.

pls not that f*ckin pervert.

10%

Ben, the only backup u hv is ayusman. . . . . Well u just hv to get ready. . . 'cuz the worst is 'bout 2 . . . . . . , happen. .

the height of stupidity.
I cant stoop so slow as to exchange words with you. because from the look of things, u dey reason with your yansh.

Ben?

sup Migs ?

Don't wory, i nor c ur last post b4 i post. I been think say u deh do promo 2day na why u nor wan fire d guy back.

Lol u trust me naaa. I no dey dull.

u are as bright as twinkling stars

@Clem muaaaaaaaahhh

. . . . .

where is d humour ?

right up your a55 dumbfu.ck!

Damn!

@poster
Very nice joke _{but i hope its not C&P}

C&P can be pardoned if its worth it.

@kronkykay  I been hear say pple wey worwor dey like fight, so that they can make other pple look like them with the help of bottles.
Na now i believe.

@All  This fool (kronkykay) is the perfect material you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

stop fightin

NICE TRY BEN,

U just can't come out _{of anusman} clean

holy thug! respect urself!

@ben lol 4get holy thug and kronk they dont worth ur precious time invest the time in other profitable things like,,,,, u know na

kronk how much is 2 kpoff kpoff