the one where u were fetching water for my after bla bla bath

@iwajay,

Just thank God ituen wasn't around to catch us

@soucekid,

it wasn't that one

oh. . . . . . . .ok
the other one

So na anything wey long u deh like.

@Migi,

who are u asking

some one he knows

and i guess thats u

you guessed. . . . . . . . . . .





























wrongright

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

He "came"

Who ask u!?!?!?

@ gunpoint
why are such an idiot?
he came is just a phrase

It culd be amazing how fufilled dis nigg£r feels wen he has just made a f00L of himself.

If u pass persn, e go shw 4 sure
I pass una boyz, wen u guyz start 2 sprout hair, gemi a ring
On wit my world domination plans!!!

man goes to the confessional. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.”

“What is your sin, my child?” the priest asks back.

“Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.”

“When did you do use this awful language?” said the priest.

“I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards.”

“Is that when you swore?”

“No, Father.” Said the man. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away.”

“Is THAT when you swore?” asked the priest again.

“Well, no,” said the man, “You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”

“Is THAT when you swore?” asked the amazed priest.

“No, not yet.” The man replied. “As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball.”

“Did you swear THEN?” asked the now impatient priest.

“No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole.”

“You missed the %#$*& putt, didn’t you?” sighed the priest.

Migines, let us appreciate this jokes now.

please do, thats why i post em

@tolly
why be say na my name u call?
@nurse
actually, its not bad but i've seen it b4 dats y i dint boda repling.

@tolly
why be say na my name u call?
@nurse
actually, its not bad but i've seen it b4 dats y i dint boda repling.

@tolly
why be say na my name u call?
@nurse
actually, its not bad but i've seen it b4 dats y i dint boda repling.

migy i don hear _{na C&P sha}

lol nice cpy and paste

hmmmm . . . . . .

hhhhhhnmmmmmmm what ituen

This camera angle blew my mind.