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| Little Carol by chiogo(f): 10:00pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
>>>>> Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making >>>>> dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good >>>>> time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my >>>>> birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had >>>>> gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her >>>>> if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little >>>>> Carol, of course, thought she did. >>>>> > >>>>> > Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect >>>>> on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and >>>>> tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol >>>>> stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. >>>>> > >>>>> > LETTER 1: >>>>> > Dear God: >>>>> > I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike >>>>> for my birthday. I want a red one. >>>>> > Your friend, >>>>> > Carol >>>>> > Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl >>>>> this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. >>>>> > >>>>> > LETTER 2: >>>>> > Dear God: >>>>> > This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this >>>>> year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. >>>>> > Thank you, >>>>> > Carol >>>>> > Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and >>>>> started again. >>>>> > >>>>> > LETTER 3: >>>>> > Dear God: >>>>> > I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I >>>>> will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. >>>>> > Thank you, >>>>> > Carol >>>>> > >>>>> > Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to >>>>> get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and >>>>> told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought >>>>> her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad. >>>>> > >>>>> > "Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said. >>>>> > >>>>> > Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. >>>>> She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a >>>>> statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out >>>>> of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. >>>>> She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God. >>>>> > >>>>> > LETTER 4: >>>>> > I GOT YOUR MAMMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. >>>>> > Signed, >>>>> > YOU KNOW WHO someone sent it to me so i decided to post it here, lol. |
| Re: Little Carol by ThugLife1(m): 10:32pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Little Carol by topeteadr(m): 11:20pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Sorry it hd been posted b4. |
| Re: Little Carol by quinofhart(f): 11:22pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
@poster i liked that funny lol |
| Re: Little Carol by chiogo(f): 11:29pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
@thug . . . what's hmm?? @tope. . . hmm, really?? @quinofhart, thanks.  |
| Re: Little Carol by ThugLife1(m): 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
chiogo:is not funny  |
| Re: Little Carol by chiogo(f): 11:43pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
lol, how come am laughin'?? anywayz, i didn't make up d joke, smone sent it to me. why did u post tho since it ain't funny?? |
| Re: Little Carol by ThugLife1(m): 11:50pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Just feel like telling you  |
| Re: Little Carol by kronkykay(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
chiogo: only dry comedians laff at their own jokes just after delivery before the crowd cheers. i dont know waat u are thoh! |
| Re: Little Carol by topeteadr(m): 12:16am On Jan 08, 2008 |
Take it easy on d guy fred . . . . |
| Re: Little Carol by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
fred krugher  lol teadr |
| Re: Little Carol by crazyjay1(m): 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
We know it was copy n paste but appreciate d fellow. e no easy to copy n paste |
| Re: Little Carol by chiogo(f): 10:40pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@kronky. . . ., what's this, a competition?? nobody's fightin' with u, calm down. Check the end of d joke and tell me what i wrote. @Crazy_jay, thanx a bunch!! |
| Re: Little Carol by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
just post ur comment and allow the poor fellow.  |
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