A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tellsthe boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and istaken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and stillno movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

this joke is as old as the poster

babarazy: this joke is as old as the poster

sharp my frnd,whr ur own dey...

Adecement2: sharp my frnd,whr ur own dey...

omg! Did u just call me ur frnd?

babarazy:

omg! Did u just call me ur frnd?

nah i meant to say fiend...slowpoke

bunmioguns:

wetin??,ur dog die!

Very stale joke

babarazy: this joke is as old as the poster

JUST perfect, d perfect tin 2 say

C una mouth,lyk bckyard

Adecement2: C una mouth,lyk bckyard

head lyk basin

PretiEbony: head lyk basin

hahahahaha,na we get dat 1...