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Funny Facts!!!! by Xymc1(m): 1:00pm On Sep 09, 2012
1. Money cannot buy happines but it's more comfortable to cry in a mercedes than on a bicycle..
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember the bastards name..
3. Help sum1 when they're in trouble and they wil remember u when they're in trouble again..
4. Many are alive only becos it's illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol does nt solve any problem bt then again,neither does milk..
6. Don't steal...the government hates competition..

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Re: Funny Facts!!!! by Xymc1(m): 1:04pm On Sep 09, 2012
Write una own ma people. . .
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:08pm On Sep 09, 2012
Funny one dude
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by shaybebaby(f): 2:58pm On Sep 09, 2012
a hard man is good to find tongue
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by tonyogie: 1:21am On Sep 10, 2012
they is enough to go round and share....only after you ve kept all
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by tonyogie: 1:21am On Sep 10, 2012
always draw the snake out of its hole with another mans hand

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Re: Funny Facts!!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:38am On Sep 10, 2012
tonyogie: always draw the snake out of its hole with another mans hand
hahahaha u too funny. . .
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:39am On Sep 10, 2012
shaybe baby: a hard man is good to find tongue
nice 1 baby
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by Lagusta(m): 12:23pm On Sep 10, 2012
Na co-operation dey make rice full for pot, just like na condition make crayfish bend
Re: Funny Facts!!!! by shaybebaby(f): 1:21pm On Sep 10, 2012
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich.
if your name is on your desk, you're middle class.
If your name is on your shirt, you are poor.

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