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Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 11:38pm On Jan 08, 2008
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it any more?" She said " I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down
there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right you are, better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the
neck and grin cheesy grin the gizzards."
Re: Too Much Chicken by Migines(m): 6:51am On Jan 09, 2008
Lol.
Re: Too Much Chicken by gunpoint(m): 6:56am On Jan 09, 2008
angry angry angry
And Then? ? ?
angry angry angry
Re: Too Much Chicken by kronkykay(m): 8:00am On Jan 09, 2008
gunpoint:

angry angry angry
And Then? ? ?
angry angry angry

no bla bla blaa, you sicko

@topic

i give it a ten!
Re: Too Much Chicken by dejiman(m): 8:16am On Jan 09, 2008
angry angry angryGUN POINT U NO SERIOUS angry
WHY YOU NO WRITE YOUR OWN?

OH BOY I GIVE YOU 10 JARE YOU TRY FOR THAT cheesy grin
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 9:27am On Jan 09, 2008
Thanks guys for backing me up. I will write more nice joke
Re: Too Much Chicken by slitty: 9:32am On Jan 09, 2008
@ poster grin grin nice one

@ gunpoint smiley wink cheesy
Re: Too Much Chicken by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Jan 09, 2008
lol this is one lovely joke hahhahhahha chei never really had a good laff untill now grin grin grin

good one chidi cheesy cheesy :Dgizzard and neck! lol cheesy
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 1:37pm On Jan 09, 2008
cool cool cool cool every guy has the neck and the gazzard of a chicken
Re: Too Much Chicken by micklplus(m): 2:29pm On Jan 09, 2008
This is very funny joke !
Very Nice one
keep it up
cheers
Re: Too Much Chicken by gunpoint(m): 4:08pm On Jan 09, 2008
Dats d only tin yall desev on dis a phost
4giv me italiano!!!
angry angry angry

Re: Too Much Chicken by nightnurse(f): 4:26pm On Jan 09, 2008
@poster

thumbs up
Re: Too Much Chicken by imaibehe(f): 4:44pm On Jan 09, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
that was really funny
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 10:57pm On Jan 09, 2008
@gunpoint
cheer up and stop being angry i guess pimples and rimples go don full ur face man join the laughing league
Re: Too Much Chicken by ThugLife1(m): 11:41pm On Jan 09, 2008
Good
Re: Too Much Chicken by aristole(m): 4:57pm On Jan 10, 2008
I enjoyed it
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 9:33pm On Jan 10, 2008
thanks pal cool
Re: Too Much Chicken by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Jan 11, 2008
evry1 loves gizzards and necks grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin abi grin lipsrsealed
Re: Too Much Chicken by ituen(m): 2:35pm On Jan 11, 2008
Good joke poster
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 1:34am On Mar 23, 2008
Miss ya all. I will keep posting more jokes
Re: Too Much Chicken by ThugLife1(m): 3:45am On Mar 23, 2008
who u dey miss?Thug Life don't get down like. . . .
Re: Too Much Chicken by delib: 9:21am On Mar 23, 2008
@post chuckled
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 10:56am On Mar 23, 2008
@thuglife
I didn't miss you, But i know certainly missed me grin
Re: Too Much Chicken by naijastyle: 11:37am On Mar 23, 2008
Don't mind that thug. You're welcome back jare.
cool
Re: Too Much Chicken by delib: 2:54pm On Mar 23, 2008
bonethug
Re: Too Much Chicken by clemcykul(f): 5:28pm On Mar 23, 2008
bonethug? lmao
Re: Too Much Chicken by gilgee(m): 5:55pm On Mar 23, 2008
Delib where you leave the harmony?
Re: Too Much Chicken by naijastyle: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2008
he has never heard the word before.
Re: Too Much Chicken by ThugLife1(m): 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2008
lol
Re: Too Much Chicken by chidipupay(m): 12:05am On Mar 25, 2008
Thanks guys
Re: Too Much Chicken by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Mar 25, 2008
ure welcome but not alwayz

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