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5,000 Not Wat Will Happen by izenco2005(m): 2:01pm On Sep 13, 2012
IF N5,000 NOTE
IS INTRODUCED.
(What will happen?)
~ Some people's salary
would just be one
note.
~ Some people would
be paid their salary
and asked to
bring the change the
following day.
- 5 Million Naira will
become 10 bundles
- Soe people's salary
will just 2 notes
- Satchet water will
target #50 per one in
htels & supermarkets
-It will become easy
fo rich people to move
money and will
become harder for
poor people to get
money b'cos it will be
hard to give someone
5000 at once.
~ Some passengers
would be beaten black
and blue by bus
conductors.
~ Politicians would only
need their back
pockets to steal
money.
~ It would be difficult
to see someone to
borrow you #100
~ Musicians will now
poze with N5K note in
musical videos
~ Pastors asking
Congregation to dip
their hands deep inside
pocket for offering is
asking for coins!
~ There will be
increase in price of
goods and services.
Keep it rolling...ADD
YOURS! Nd bc dis till it gets to jonathan

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