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How To Spell Mississippi! by kajad(m): 10:26am On Apr 13, 2006 |
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives, " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell *'Mississippi'." , I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!! lol |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by hotangel2(f): 10:29am On Apr 13, 2006 |
okay this is it!!!! This is wat i need to go to bed happy and smiling, ohh this is good, and yes i did read again! I had to. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by micklplus(m): 10:38am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Oh Lawd ! very funny ! yeah, i wanna bet ,you too will read it once again if u are sharp ooooo and u could read it million times if otherwise. Cheers |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by hotangel2(f): 10:46am On Apr 13, 2006 |
I read it twice, the asses got me confused a little. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Eastcoast(f): 11:35am On Apr 13, 2006 |
i read it twice too. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by vichel(m): 3:52pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
i read it twice too so funny |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Free(f): 4:09pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Excellency(m): 9:52pm On Sep 01, 2006 |
hmhmhmhm |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by dabby(f): 4:08pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
this joke really cracked me up. nice one. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by sy2000(f): 3:14am On Sep 14, 2006 |
That junk is really funny . It was very hard to understand at first but l understood it the second time |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Oracle(m): 8:46am On Sep 14, 2006 |
I read it just once |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Terry1(m): 10:02pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
:d |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Mcjones(f): 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2006 |
That was cool. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by folanusi(m): 11:24am On Jul 13, 2007 |
Really good joke. wikid. double thumbs up. my kinda joke |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by rubie(f): 3:47pm On Jul 13, 2007 |
Wao, this is a really hard way of learning to spell. I didn't understand it @ 1st, and was going to ask what the hell it meant, but decided 2 read it again b4 I got it. You're the bomb. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by osereka(m): 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2007 |
u got me meeeennnn |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by abes(m): 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2007 |
wow, it didnt make any sense at first, i got the gist the second time, you need to be micheal scofield to get it once |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by otuwe(f): 6:17pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
Oracle: Kilo feel like am sure u read it ten times before u cud understand the joke |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by abbey2004(f): 4:24pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
nice joke.bt i dont understand the ''Emma come first as 'Mississippi'." starts with M. i felt he should use a name that start with M instead of E. others are fuuny and understandable |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by topeteadr(m): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Lol. |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Origin(f): 2:07pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
nice joke and i'm still smiling |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
;Di come a read am twice to under stad, |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by clemcykul(f): 8:58am On Nov 02, 2007 |
guess i'll spell mine this way miss is peeing lol thats one helluva joke the MA'am's got a rotten mind |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by udbyron1(m): 9:51am On Aug 10, 2011 |
can sum xplain it 4me am tired of readin it |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by dani1luv: 9:58pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
LMAOO |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by StudioCFR(m): 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
funny indeed |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by bashydemy(m): 7:28am On Aug 11, 2011 |
nice joke OP |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by eagle22(f): 3:26pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
must be read twice, i bet u |
Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by toygod2: 1:11am On Jul 26, 2012 |
nyc one |
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