Imagine someone use style to propose Linda Ikeji here on Nairaland. I can't laugh o.

Okay so today is Linda Ikeji's birthday and I've seen couple of hundreds of wishes thrown at
her except this one that made my day with
excessive laughter.
I was almost wetting myself with urine (Don't
think too far though).
The message below was an open birthday message/proposal by a Nairaland member to Linda Ikeji; Have fun reading!

Hey Linda baby, i know you are a member
of nairaland.
So am i. I have no qualities, no blog, no big
money, no national award, no permanent
US visa.
But i have a house in the village that can accomodate us if worse come to worse.

I have a car that, if you put enough petrol
on, it can take you and i to any part of
Africa.
My father left a lot of lands in the village to
cultivate Yams and its Coco sister, Cassava, pepper, okro, maize.. You see we
can never become poor. But of course you
have evolved from human being to cyborg.
Looking down to those natural things isnt
possible anymore. And while i sit on my
sitting room typing this with my Nokia, i wish to ask Linda, would you marry me?
I wanted to announce this at your birthday
party but i cant risk being thrown out by a
bulky looking guy.
Dont worry, i will accept 'no' as well as
'yes'. Bye bye. Do people even use 'bye bye' again?
Happy Birthday Linda! From all of us at
NaijaTalkative.

Story found at http://naijatalkative..com/2012/09/open-birthday-messageproposal-to-linda.html

The thread that brought about this is at https://www.nairaland.com/1052735/happy-birthday-linda-ikeji-32