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Benin Boy by hclacid(m): 8:46pm On Jan 13, 2008
a certain rough benin boy went to lagos to enroll in one of the public schools after being expelled from his former school for beating up one of his fellow students almost to brutality.(in lagos) after sometime his behaviour began to get quite unbearable for his teachers as his classmates always tried to avoid him. one day his teacher caught him sleeping during classes and the following conversation transpired.

TEACHER: hei you!, yes you sleeping,remain standing!
BENIN BOYsadrudely) e don do i no go sleep again.
TEACHERsadgets a cane) what! i say remain standing!
BENIN BOY: if you take that thing nack me i go blind you!
(teacher hurries to call all the male teachers of the school__all the male teachers get into the class angrily each with a cane)
ALL THE TEACHERSsadvery angry) now stand up!
BENIN BOY(stands up) make una no think say i stand up o, for my mind i sit down.
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2008
getting better.
there is more room for improvement. lol
cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Benin Boy by tufe(m): 8:50pm On Jan 13, 2008
old skool, but not bad
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 8:54pm On Jan 13, 2008
better to recompose an old skull than to come up with a dry new skull. tongue

nice one ass seed. kiss
Re: Benin Boy by ayusman16(m): 9:02pm On Jan 13, 2008
nice one grin
Re: Benin Boy by ThugLife1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 13, 2008
undecided undecided undecided
Please try harder
Re: Benin Boy by hclacid(m): 10:02pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ify
thanks baby kiss kiss
Re: Benin Boy by brimbrack(m): 10:16pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ acid, hope rising. keep working harder at em jokes
Re: Benin Boy by N4s1(m): 12:54am On Jan 14, 2008
funny grin
Re: Benin Boy by mailmalc(m): 1:46am On Jan 14, 2008
@hcl_acid
nice one there - don't mind these haterzz wink
please y did u decide to use a benin boy as an example angry make i nor catch u for benin ooo lol grin jst kiddin nice work.
Re: Benin Boy by tjtj1(m): 6:16am On Jan 14, 2008
lipsrsealed*lip sealed* lipsrsealed but it aint funny to me but i will give you credit for trying
Re: Benin Boy by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On Jan 14, 2008
hhha guys make una help see teejay! the guy don develop oooh lol grin grin grin grin

nice one hcl kiss
Re: Benin Boy by tjtj1(m): 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2008
wat u sayin clem grin
Re: Benin Boy by hclacid(m): 10:23pm On Jan 14, 2008
thanks guys wink
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 10:26pm On Jan 14, 2008
for what ? tongue
Re: Benin Boy by hclacid(m): 10:37pm On Jan 14, 2008
@ify
for da compliment
Re: Benin Boy by Migines(m): 8:23am On Jan 15, 2008
Wat compliment?
Re: Benin Boy by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Jan 15, 2008
i think its compliment of the season grin
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 5:31pm On Jan 15, 2008
seasons of compliments undecided
Re: Benin Boy by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Jan 16, 2008
wad ever*waves ify off*
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 4:01pm On Jan 16, 2008
*always me* breaks clemcys skull
Re: Benin Boy by tufe(m): 4:06pm On Jan 16, 2008
ify and ass seed, something is up.

lets watch and see

goes into the bush and peeps, waiting for something
Re: Benin Boy by Migines(m): 4:31pm On Jan 16, 2008
. . . *sees ify and ass seed frollickn naked*
Re: Benin Boy by tufe(m): 4:35pm On Jan 16, 2008
didnt hear or see anything, just walked away leaving miggy
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 5:47pm On Jan 16, 2008
me with ass seed
phewwwwwwww. not even in ma dreams. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Benin Boy by Migines(m): 6:56pm On Jan 16, 2008
Wait o, i dont _stand u.
Not even in ur dreams?
Re: Benin Boy by ifyalways(f): 9:03pm On Jan 16, 2008
. . . . just as i dont undezrstand you too tongue
Re: Benin Boy by powerblaze(m): 1:32am On Jan 17, 2008
Crap! Well, a good start no doubt
Re: Benin Boy by clemcykul(f): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2008
haahahhaah sorry gal u 4got i was wearing a life helmet grin grin grin cathches ify naked wid hcl and flings both into the ocean grin

chapter of their lifes closed! grin
Re: Benin Boy by tufe(m): 1:43pm On Jan 17, 2008
clemcykul:

haahahhaah sorry girl u 4got i was wearing a life helmet grin grin grin cathches ify naked wid hcl and flings both into the ocean grin

chapter of their lifes closed! grin

grin
Re: Benin Boy by hclacid(m): 1:15am On Jan 18, 2008
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Re: Benin Boy by Migines(m): 6:08am On Jan 18, 2008
Ure kaina wierd.

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