Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid slowpoke.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to handle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

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I'm sleepy !!
Quite true th0ugh . . .but for me. . I think the only 0nes I've said are maybe just 1 & 2 of the "b0ys english" . . . . I'm good & gentle
I'm sleepy !!

L0c, i guess this is tryna say that guyz alm0st always av sex on their minds, hehehe

Creamychic:

L0c, i guess this is trying to say that guys alm0st always av sex on their minds, hehehe

you dry small. so na so so sex guys dey tink of.thank God am a girl

and what do you mean dumsy?

saucekid:

and what do you mean dumsy?

you know exactly what she means, but i 4 like make she still explain further

na the explanation i dey wait for

make we dey wait na

we are all waiting on dumsy's explaination

Person call hn sef "dumbsy" una con dey wait 4 xplanation.

@ miggy,
Nna na wa for you oo, you jut they enter the girl for nothing

dunmbsie will explan later

exactly

@poster
U r rite!!
Dats hw al dis migines dem a tink, dat is wif dem a ink!!
Bat a ganpoint is a bootleg lavaboy, so nittynursy, cam b a batty ass sisi & gib it ta i & i gal!!
Moral of d story, i dey yan men!!!

@tufe
hw i take enter am?

yeah tufe eluciidate was it front or back

sweetie dont mind him

clemcy?

Migines:

Person call hn sef "dumbsy" una con dey wait 4 xplanation.

I wonder oh!

@ miggy

you are trying to say she is dump, e no fair now

@clemcy

na from on top

closes eyes *i beg no spoil me ooh i still dey suck breast*

clemcykul:

closes eyes *i beg no spoil me ooh i still dey suck breast*

sharrap, no be you dey spoil me for this place

come dey do liek say na you holy pass

she still dey suck breast oooo
abeg no spoil am


@ clemcy
shey na right breast or left,i dey ask make i fit know

saucekid:

she still dey suck breast oooo
abeg no spoil am

clemcy na girl !!!! i nno know since, kai, and i don they yap am anyhow.

sorry tufe am a dude okay?

good, so the yapping continues.

@tufe
i use to think u were crazy(a gud thing if u ask me) but now i know ure just plain stupid.

hmmmm

hmmm? so u never still brush

We just dey wake up from bed, come see this reply, so no blame my wife abeg!!!

iyeme!