We went for an excursion to Abeokuta and this prompted our visit to Olumo Rock.There was this very wicked female teacher that followed us who everybody would not dare.

We were almost coming back when she(the female teacher) shouted.
Oh! she has been bitten by a snake.Everybody was running helter-skelter and the livered ones managed to get a rope @least to tie the place so as to barricade the flow.

Another shock!She got the bite on her breast.I beg where would they tie now?

Am sure u composed this joke abi and not copy and paste?

Eeh! Oportunity 2 retaliate 4rm a soft spot! Bet she aint gona cmplain.

@ayusman
I'd rather keep shut than copying and pasting.

Great work then! _{walks away sucking at my thumb while keep wondering why i didnt laff}

@ poster am a bit confused, is this meant to be a joke or a sincere plea for help?

Ehen!ayusman and necorios.
What if the snake bite you for your kondo or your Bagco Super Sac;na wia them go tie?

Joke or not.Please answer my question

aristole:

Ehen!ayusman and necorios.
What if the snake bite you for your kondo or your Bagco Super Sac;na wia them go tie?

I go tie ur mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again

I conqor!

ayusman16:

I go tie your mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again

what about the hands that typed the joke

D hands dat typd d joke wil b tied wit d live snake. Word!

I go tie your mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again  
@ ayus
answer my question before the thing enter your heart

Another shock.She got the bite on her breast.I beg where would they tie now?

ha!!!. . .

Okay?

Answer jare!

Simple, 4rm d begnin of breast,so it wont spread 2d rest of d bodi nd smehow d breast myt b amputated.

Doctor.You mean by a matchet?

W'ere talking about first aid.

Necorios:

D hands that typd d joke wil b tied wit d live snake. Word!

dats the point
it should be a black snake

@tessybabe
It could be your breast next time.

Dats simple too- "instant carstration"! Bt it wont hapn 2mi o cos snake is alergic 2 necorios.

aristole:

@tessybabe
It could be your breast next time.

God forbid

the snake would end up sucking instead of biting

Eh!And you will give the snake a straw for easy sucking?Or a suking-galore and fiesta

@tessy
i'm also thirsty o.

when did tessy start selling pure water ?

Naah. She owns a pure water company. Theres a whole lotta diff.

I hope it has an expiration date nd duly certified by Nafdak.

haba neco

lol

@neco
In actuall fact, she registered nafdac.

2believ dat, i nid d nafdak numbr 4 clarificatn.