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Wife Vs. Husband by Kaestro(m): 12:27pm On Jan 16, 2008
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by ituen(m): 2:21pm On Jan 16, 2008
No new jokes again for NL?
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by GeeCee(m): 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2008
Nice one by the wife.
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 3:35pm On Jan 16, 2008
nice
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by Migines(m): 4:36pm On Jan 16, 2008
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Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tytylayor: 4:45pm On Jan 16, 2008
yes, nice
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 4:49pm On Jan 16, 2008
titilayo don change name to tytylayor, whats happening these days, are people not proud of their names again
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by clemcykul(f): 4:55pm On Jan 16, 2008
she never even land shocked lol bloody gossip grin grin grin grin
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 4:59pm On Jan 16, 2008
na you know
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by Migines(m): 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2008
It hurts u she's ryte.
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tytylayor: 4:19pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ clemcykul and migines
tnx jare myguys
@ tufe
what is "tufe"?
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2008
@tytylayor

miggy and clemcy are the best couple here

i was just joking wid ya.

that was my small way of saying welcome cool
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by blackweaver(m): 5:17pm On Jan 18, 2008
you know if i was the man i would have said
"i always knew there was something weird about
that man that your sister married"
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tytylayor: 6:41pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ tufe

i kno its a joke, so watsup?
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 6:45pm On Jan 18, 2008
@titi

cool cool.

expecting another joke from you soon.
advice to you, join the kuvukis
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by clemcykul(f): 1:45pm On Jan 19, 2008
dats only if uve got 3balls grin
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tytylayor: 10:28am On Jan 21, 2008
oo oo who r d kuvukis, and wat is 3balls
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tessybaby(f): 10:51am On Jan 21, 2008
tytylayor:

oo oo who r d kuvukis, and what is 3balls

are u a virgin? or are u just ignorant?
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by saucekid(m): 11:21am On Jan 21, 2008
my best bet is
she be virgin grin grin grin

come to me for guidiance
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by clemcykul(f): 4:58pm On Jan 21, 2008
tyty run for ur dear lyfe ure about to be bla bla blared grin
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by gunpoint(m): 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2008
wink tytylayor, com ye on2 me and i shallest shw on2 u balls(2 dat is) of steel   wink
  Bt if u no gree!!!    angry   angry   angry
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by saucekid(m): 5:34pm On Jan 21, 2008
criminal
you dey find free hole
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by Migines(m): 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2008
Gunpoint! Have u fed d dogs!
*lands gunpoint a luxurious slap*
and u dey here dey toast?
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Jan 22, 2008
the slap makes his bla bla bla limp grin he scurries off to fix up the dogs cheesy grin grin

uses iron padlock to lock tytylayors condo! grin
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 4:33pm On Jan 22, 2008
the poor girl (tytylayor) never land finish, and una don dey tassy am like this. make she no comot NLD because of una OOoo.

@tytylayor,
the secret of things here is that u shud never let anything get to you. just have fun cool wink
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by saucekid(m): 4:37pm On Jan 22, 2008
sends tytylayor off to her room
*the next time i catch you with the dog keeper,i'll castrate you*
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2008
@sauce,
try get sense na. abi na for your village dem dey castrate woman cool
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by gunpoint(m): 4:58pm On Jan 22, 2008
sauce himslf, na me officate him castration
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 5:29pm On Jan 22, 2008
*patiently waiting for sauce*
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by gunpoint(m): 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2008
sauce is a guan!
a man wif out a dong is,
na u nxt tufe!!!
angry angry angry
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by tufe(m): 5:44pm On Jan 22, 2008
dude, u'r a kid. go to bed
Re: Wife Vs. Husband by saucekid(m): 9:33pm On Jan 22, 2008
@ tufe and gunpoint
keep talking
*wetin elder see sitting down,pikin no fit see standing up*

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