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Imagine by pcaliphate(m): 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2012
Imagine, your girlfriend came to your house and you guys want to have some intimate time. You then go to the chemist to buy condom..gettitng to the chemist...yu told the man pls give me con....as you said con. You realise your pastor is at your back what will you do or say
Re: Imagine by slimchi2k2(m): 12:39pm On Sep 30, 2012
do u know wat ur pastor want to buy?
Re: Imagine by nomenclature(m): 10:38am On Nov 02, 2012
condensed milk
Re: Imagine by noskyboy(m): 11:18am On Nov 02, 2012
condom of course, i dont worship my pastor and i dont pretend.
Re: Imagine by sKeetz(m): 2:32am On Nov 06, 2012
Watz my pastor doin in the chemist shop
Re: Imagine by RexioKlasik(m): 7:43am On Nov 06, 2012
nomenclature: condensed milk
lookin 4 milk in a chemist shop?
Re: Imagine by satos: 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2012
I WILL BUY MY CONDOM QUIATELLY AND GO AWAY.
RexioKlasik:
lookin 4 milk in a chemist shop?
Re: Imagine by Nobody: 10:51pm On Nov 08, 2012
pcaliphate: Imagine, your girlfriend came to your house and you guys want to have some intimate time. You then go to the chemist to buy condom.. getting to the chemist...yu told the man pls give me con....as you said con. You realise your pastor is at your back what will you do or say
You buy your thing and go your away after all, we are living a free life in a free world
Re: Imagine by haykay2005: 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2012
Cornflakes and cornbeef.lobatan
Re: Imagine by nomenclature(m): 6:54am On Nov 14, 2012
RexioKlasik:
lookin 4 milk in a chemist shop?
such unusual items are usually found in some chemist shops eg nicho gravity and beer
grin
RexioKlasik:
lookin 4 milk in a chemist shop?
such unusual items are usually found in some chemist shops eg nicho gravity and beer
Re: Imagine by anodebe(m): 9:34am On Nov 14, 2012
WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

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Re: Imagine by hottprince: 10:42pm On Nov 14, 2012
sKeetz: Watz my pastor doin in the chemist shop
Use ur head he probably came for a panadol or somtin similar
Re: Imagine by sKeetz(m): 12:47am On Dec 17, 2012
hottprince:
Use ur head he probably came for a panadol or somtin similar

jeez....a GOAT just talked..smh! grin grin grin

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