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Imagine by pcaliphate(m): 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
Imagine, your girlfriend came to your house and you guys want to have some intimate time. You then go to the chemist to buy condom..gettitng to the chemist...yu told the man pls give me con....as you said con. You realise your pastor is at your back what will you do or say |
Re: Imagine by slimchi2k2(m): 12:39pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
do u know wat ur pastor want to buy? |
Re: Imagine by nomenclature(m): 10:38am On Nov 02, 2012 |
condensed milk |
Re: Imagine by noskyboy(m): 11:18am On Nov 02, 2012 |
condom of course, i dont worship my pastor and i dont pretend. |
Re: Imagine by sKeetz(m): 2:32am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Watz my pastor doin in the chemist shop |
Re: Imagine by RexioKlasik(m): 7:43am On Nov 06, 2012 |
nomenclature: condensed milklookin 4 milk in a chemist shop? |
Re: Imagine by satos: 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
I WILL BUY MY CONDOM QUIATELLY AND GO AWAY. RexioKlasik: |
Re: Imagine by Nobody: 10:51pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
pcaliphate: Imagine, your girlfriend came to your house and you guys want to have some intimate time. You then go to the chemist to buy condom.. getting to the chemist...yu told the man pls give me con....as you said con. You realise your pastor is at your back what will you do or sayYou buy your thing and go your away after all, we are living a free life in a free world |
Re: Imagine by haykay2005: 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Cornflakes and cornbeef.lobatan |
Re: Imagine by nomenclature(m): 6:54am On Nov 14, 2012 |
RexioKlasik:such unusual items are usually found in some chemist shops eg nicho gravity and beer RexioKlasik:such unusual items are usually found in some chemist shops eg nicho gravity and beer |
Re: Imagine by anodebe(m): 9:34am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: Imagine by hottprince: 10:42pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
sKeetz: Watz my pastor doin in the chemist shopUse ur head he probably came for a panadol or somtin similar |
Re: Imagine by sKeetz(m): 12:47am On Dec 17, 2012 |
hottprince: jeez....a GOAT just talked..smh! |
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