It was the 1st day of d 1st semester and a new
direct entry student, Koffi, A Ghanaian,
joined d history class here in Delta State
University Abraka. The lecturer said; let's
begin today's leisure by reviewing some Nigeria
history. The lecturer asked; who said i shall
return and die in the land of my fathers?. The
whole class went silent. She saw a sea of blank
faces except Koffi, who had his hand up.
Koffi said; King Jaja of Opobo, 1875. Very
good. Said the lecturer. She asked again; who
said, the land use act will feed the nation?.
This time, again no response except from
Koffi, he stood up and said; Obasanjo, 1976.
The lecturer snapped at the class; class, you
should be ashamed of yourselves. Koffi,
who's from Ghana and new to our country
knows more about it's history than you do. What
a shame!. The lecturer immediately heard a loud
whisper; Ghana must go! Who said that?. She
demanded. Koffi raised his hand up and said;
Buhari, 1984. At that point, a student at the
back scornfully said; Hmm, you think you are
smart?. The lecturer glared; all right! Now,
who said that?. Koffi replied; Babangida to
Abiola, 1992. Now furious, another student
yelled; oh yeah! Eat this!. Koffi jumped out
of his chair, waved his hand and shouted at the
lecturer; indian mistress, giving an apple to
Abacha, 1992. Now, with mob hysteria, someone
said; you little shit. If you say anything else,
i'll kill you. Koffi yelled at the top of his
voice; Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004. The lecturer
fainted. As the class gathered around her on the
floor, a female student said; oh shit, we are in
big trouble!. Koffi whispered; Chimaroke
Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky
Igbinedion 2007. A male student angrily said;
Don't answer him, he is a fool. Koffi smiled
and said; Obasanjo to IBB, 2011. All the
students quickly took to their heels.

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too long, no tym 4 long thing man.
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