During a competition that was organised by Ituen in the last Xmas.A guy was lucky to sail through and was able to be one of the last two aspirants because he copied the other guy.
The last batch of the interview was so melodramatic.When the original guru entered;He was just asked the  Capital of Uganda which he simply answered:'Kampala".
Immediately he came out;he was sought by his regular parasite what the question was.And honestly,he told him again.
When he was called for his interview.He was asked the capital of America.He laughed and thought in himself that the interviewer was playing a funny game by twisting the question.An Urhobo man to be molested like this.Laelae.He would twist the answer too.And he shouted "Guinea Brocade" as the opposite of Kampala.

lol . . . . nice

@tope.
Fanx.How are you?

Oo, ok. u'r free to fire on

How dis thing take funny na una sabi.
@aristole
no offence meant, but if u take ne, u know its ur loss.

lemme just laff buhahhahh lol

nice joke!

@Poster

Even as u used my name, me no still understand the joke

dimoni:

wetin that won min nw?say uhrobo man no fit carry last.

na you sabi

don't blame me please

ASk Seun, when im wan register for Nairaland, the thing dey give Seun laptop problem

Even in school notebook, the place where name is to be written, im dey write im name, turn to the other side of the book to complete am

rubber slippers dey hate bathroom slippers

hmmmm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

come o u well so?

ofcos,i know say you no well

Let there be peace in this generation.

****Both of them remove their pants and start pissing on the generator.****

well i dont think u undertand urself

I do.

its good to see our women fight a little.

_{but i'm dissapointed that no bras or briefs are flyin around}

am honored u do

iteun wadda fc>k is wrng wid u huh sorry u gon*na be disappointed c0z clemcy dont engage in fights

because u know u'll be beaten easily. mummy's pet

glad u realize am capable

be silent now! no more whimpering from u agin understand? good!

*and ituen obeys like a good puppy*

;d ;d ;d ;d

@clem
Dats my beeeiby!

Foolish people

@Ituen.Please,give me love poem now!!!

aristole:

@Ituen.Please,give me love poem now!!!

WETIN MY EYE DEY SEE !!!!!!!!

@Aristole

U need a love peom, u just know where to holla. YIM

@Tufe
Close ur eyes. This matter is not for kids

uhm. . . . . . . .

tufe wat a slap to ur person


iteuns poem to aristole goes thus:

poem!

beiby wenever i see u,
u remind me of ghost instead of humans,
nevr knew love culd be awful,
until i met u,
all the meaning of life bcame useless,
ur the thorn in my flesh,
wish i never saw u, hate myself for ever spining you

chorus
my, life is better off widout you, go go go don wanna see ya again

i wonder how migines felt when u first read this to him.