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What Were You Thinking? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:55pm On Oct 03, 2012
HE GRABBED ME AROUND
MY SLENDER NECK
I COULD NOT CALL OR
SCREAM.
HE DRAGGED ME TO MY DINGY
ROOM
WHERE WE COULD NOT BE SEEN.
HE TORE AWAY MY FLIMSY WRAP
AND GAZED UPON MY
FORM.
I WAS SO COLD AND DAMP AND
SCARED
WHILE HE WAS DRY AND WARM.
HE PRESSED HIS FEVERISH LIPS TO
MINE
I COULD NOT MAKE HIM STOP.
HE DRAINED ME OF MY
INNER SELF
I GAVE HIM EVERY DROP.
THEN HE CAST ME FROM HIS SIDE
SO NOW YOU SEE ME
HERE.
AN EMPTY BOTTLE
THROWN AWAY
THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER.
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what were u thinking

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