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You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by diddy4(m): 4:00pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Truck" instead of "Lorry" "SUV" instead of "Jeep" "Never mind" instead of "Fashi" "Wassup?" instead of "How far now?" "Hood" instead of "Bonnet" "Trunk" instead of "Boot" "Gas" instead of "fuel" "Fries" instead of "Chips" "Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Banga/Knockout" "Soda" instead of "Minerals" "Detergent" instead of "OMO" "Stupid" instead of "Mumu/Ode" "Concrete" instead of "Cement" "Trash Can" instead of "Dust bin" "Power is out" instead of "NEPA has taken light" "Cop" instead of "Police" "Later" instead of "We go yarn" "Graduate" instead of "Pass out" "Security Guard" instead of "Gateman" "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit" "Pants" instead of "trousers" "Underwear" instead of "pant" "Extensions" instead of "Attachment" "Cornrows" instead of "weave" "French braids" instead of "Dee-dee" "Weave" instead of "weave-on" "Suitcase" instead of "Box" "Sneakers" instead of "Canvas" "Soccer" instead of "Football" "Motorcycle" instead of "okada" "Flip-flops" instead of "slippers" (more like "silpas" "Nail polish" instead of "Cotex" "Hallway" instead of "Corridor" "Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Palor' "Balcony" instead of "Varanda" "Poke" instead of "Chook" "Pen" instead of " Biro/Bic" "Ballpoint pen" instead of "Eleganza" "VW Bug" instead of "Beettle" "Negative 5" instead of "minus 5" "Twenty five hundred" instead of "two thousand five hundred" "Boss" instead of "Oga" "Circle" instead of "roundabout" "Apartment building" instead of "block of flats" "Flashlight" instead of "torch" "Conjuctivitis" instead of "Apollo "wife-beater" instead of "singlet" "dreadlocks" instead of "da da" |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by queen2(f): 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
diddy4dt: those in bold and some others are real funny |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by queen2(f): 6:14pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
you say Single plaits instead of Braids |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by SuNnChNn(f): 2:06am On Aug 12, 2006 |
Porridge/ Oatmeal instead of Quaker oat Necklace instead of chain |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by iice(f): 7:26am On Aug 12, 2006 |
Funny i use lots of those words |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by socool1(f): 7:11pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
diddy lmao to call out their number in naija. zero eight zero instead of Esero eighty Esero |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by Coco29(f): 11:28am On Aug 13, 2006 |
lmao |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by 2fine4u(f): 6:08pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
those r quite funny, guess am Americanized then cuzz i use all of them |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by tomi29: 8:26am On Aug 24, 2006 |
wow I didn't know I was this americanized. I never took note of that |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by lauryn(f): 2:23am On Aug 28, 2006 |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by suprted(m): 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
jesus, its as if i was never nigerian, most of those things i never said.
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Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by faramola: 8:05pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
ooops! |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by Nobody: 9:24pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
where did u live that u never said oga its like the way we say broda or sista its a sign of respect rather than flogging someone with their first name u can call your gateman or mallam or washman Oga. you know like Oga washman, Oga landlord, the word fashi is outdated ditto with razz and kudi please update |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:45pm On Sep 16, 2006 |
very funny |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by trix: 10:34am On Sep 19, 2006 |
@ diddy, simply hilarious! |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by BONITAB(f): 1:14pm On Sep 19, 2006 |
LOL, |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by candylips(m): 3:23pm On Sep 19, 2006 |
americanized indeed. |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by BobbieMae(f): 8:02pm On Sep 20, 2006 |
ah shit i guess i am americanized then. Candylips you can continue running away from me, |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by candylips(m): 11:19pm On Sep 20, 2006 |
bosom amnot runing away o. you havent come online for a long time . So whats up |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by BobbieMae(f): 3:01pm On Sep 21, 2006 |
Nothing Sugar! just chillin, working hard so i can find a bomb diggity wedding dress and come scoop your ass up and take you straight to the alter, yes mommy and daddy told me all my life, that i can have and take whatever i want. So please go and find yoru tux, preferrably white, and those lips, keep em candy, i like candy. |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by candylips(m): 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
you bet i would . . . . |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by aloib(f): 3:12pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
neither of the two, i'm eskimonised, lol |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by maxell(f): 2:56am On Sep 23, 2006 |
@diddy This is really impressive |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by kiki(f): 3:35am On Sep 23, 2006 |
damn i use all those wordz but it don't really mean nothing |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by candylips(m): 10:38am On Jul 07, 2009 |
bump xx |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 08, 2009 |
So y d hell was my post deleted |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by iice(f): 12:21pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
A-town: It's not deleted but the spam bot flogged it, so it will have to be checked/fixed by the admin for it to show. It is still there, just not visible. |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by Nobody: 8:36am On Jul 09, 2009 |
iice: Guess the spam bot is going bunkers. I wonder what i said that raised a flag that it was spam!! |
Re: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say: by Bossbitch(f): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
9ja still dey flow 4 my blood, i only use abt 10 of 'em, |
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