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Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 6:53pm On Jan 20, 2008
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by Migines(m): 8:10pm On Jan 20, 2008
Oldies.
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 8:32pm On Jan 20, 2008
sorry no vex
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by mekaxz180(m): 10:30pm On Jan 20, 2008
Ituen are you this dry?
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ThugLife1(m): 11:46pm On Jan 20, 2008
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 9:45am On Jan 21, 2008
mekaxz180:

Ituen are you this dry?

I havent see any joke posted by YOU
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Jan 21, 2008
*pours water on iteun and makes him wet* cheesy
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by tessybaby(f): 11:00am On Jan 21, 2008
mekaxz180:

Ituen are you this dry?

no he is wet.
i hope say u no be anusman
wey hn dey do for anus
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Jan 21, 2008
hmm
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by tessybaby(f): 2:21pm On Jan 21, 2008
wetin dey ya mouth?
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2008
vanilla chocolate spiced with nutmeg
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by clemcykul(f): 4:20pm On Jan 21, 2008
sorry iteun u gad it wurung grin iits weed grin
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by tessybaby(f): 4:44pm On Jan 21, 2008
foolish gurl
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 4:57pm On Jan 21, 2008
reall foolish clemcy.

She never even smoke weed, only d name, she don dey high
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by clemcykul(f): 9:47am On Jan 22, 2008
@'tess crazie divorcee grin grin grin

@iteun old and randy grin

*continue weed smoking* grin
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by ituen(m): 11:06am On Jan 22, 2008
@Clem

Even Fela wld not approve of ur case
Re: Bill My Brother-in-law by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Jan 22, 2008
am carrying on his legacy *blows smoke into iteun's astonished face* grin close ur mouth and dont be shocked shocked

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