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Lwkmd! by Keleuba(f): 5:43pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi. AKPOS: u get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2sachet of butter in-btw. ABOKI: happy and thanking God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told) AKPOS: u get egg? ABOKI: yes customer AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer AKPOS: u get sardine 4 inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME Aboki fainted.... |
Re: Lwkmd! by Nobody: 8:00pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Akpors |
Re: Lwkmd! by Ninilowo(m): 8:54pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
U try |
Re: Lwkmd! by YoungBright1: 5:58pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Dat was funnii |
Re: Lwkmd! by dani1luv: 6:03pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
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