Men Are Hard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are too PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love to him, he says u don't Love him
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u
SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true, 
but if u don't, they say u are selfish, 
The moral of the story is, SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY,  Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter

the 3rd oldest joke on NL

@kaka
change ur calendar girl, its 2008

hahaha its a mans world aka we rule the world

wow kaka ur beautiful i appreciate beauty wen i see one

*gives kaka a seductive look*

in the presence of clem?

ahhaha tess dont fret okay, its just a harmless look

c'mmon miggie lets go shoppn *throws iteun into the boot and drives off to welcare shoppn plaza*

kak fine o!

o yes.

thats a model in the making.

clemcy, be careful. miggy's look may just be more than harmless

dont gimme dat crap u myte be wryte