PRESENTER:Wats ur contribution?
CALLER:There is diz lady i wanted in ma lyf shortly
after ma NYSC,Bt all ma efforts proved abortive,She
wldn't pick ma callz,she wld laff @me while passin
by for reasons best bst knw 2 her,5 months leta,i
was able 2 get an apartment,get a new car courtesy of a contract job i secured wit a major oil
company.Now most of d missed calls i av ar
herz,barrage of sms n ol dat,i am confused on wot 2
do,Plz advice me.
PRESENTER:Listen up give her a call lettin her knw
u'll b @ her house in 2hrz,Wen its tym call her up n delay 4 anoda 2hrz,Tak a cool Shower,wear a 9ce
outfit n attention catchin perfume,Wen its tym drive
2 her house,Walk 2 her door n knock,1ce she
openz,wit d sexiest smile u've got,lok stylishly in 2
her eyez,draw her slowly 2 urself,tak ur mouth close
2 her ear n whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U''

RotfLmao


Very very funny


Nice

thanks...

but d Gal go wan faint o.