A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the
beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging
the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the
shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on
fire!"

nite nurse!!
repect ursef oh!!

how and why

na iteun pastor u dey yab so ohh!!

gundust, abeg sharrap

thats reverend sister pauline

@tufe/mufe

1st rule:make money
2nd rule:never forget the 1st rule

If i hear!!!
We r not talkin coins here kid so
Sharrrrap and go suck breast!!!!

@Gunpoint

E be like say u know \tufe well well

hmm light goes off

i no need tell una wetin go happen next

. . . Nightnurse used a baseball bat to hit ituen till he turned pink 4 sending her to gabon instead of d paradise he promised.

. . . Nightnurse used a baseball bat to hit ituen till he turned pink 4 sending her to gabon instead of d paradise he promised.

yeah dats exactly wat happened he was beating to a pulb and later compensated wid a sexy goat

amibos make una sharap una mouth

we ll sharrap if u tell us wat happened




dieng to hear

meet baba to tell u

. . . and i'll tell them

We got inside our room, and we pulled our clothes and we started doing da thing

hmmm

no wonder

. . . we are looking fresh and all bubbling

in ur nightmares

clemcykul:

in your nightmares

The one they had while sleeping

you got that right

I understand the fact that jealousy is absolutely natural

it sure is

So i am to pretend to listen to all you say, right?

u just did

tell him again

I will

then do it gaddemmit