As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one jacket short."

Lol

lol thts kewl.

lol
anusman is the one praying

Dear fellow nairalander,
which kind wife u b ?and 4 d guys can u take this frm ur wife?
well i feel she is just a smart wife.
read on;


A new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .
"No, I will never do that, never in a million years I was brought up very strictly to respect my new home rules and way of daily life."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law incredulously!.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN AND SATISFY YOUR SON!!!!!"

Typical man married typical good-looking lady, and

after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don't you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"


His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
nairalander d wife is fucking good

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniv ersary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"


what a couple.
lol,

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no

good in bed either," and storms out of the house.



After some time he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband

says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"


She says, "I was in bed."


"In bed this early, doing what?"


"Getting a second opinion!"


(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

what a smart wife//

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his

wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.



One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home

and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts

at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"



His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,

shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it

was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.



Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he

noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

ur jokes are swell good job dear

This is bad

Why steal som1 else's thread. The first joke from ptalller rocks and shld be commented on.

Lolabey shld created a diff thread for her/his jokes though the jokes are nice.

ure making sense. i honestly agree wid you

lola pls get ur thread wats ya problem

Lolabbey, How come you are posting your joke on my thread, I would have been mad with you but I won't coz you are my name sake,but which Odun dem bron you oooo?

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