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To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 1:40pm On Oct 15, 2012
I just wanted to ask u guys especially those of u dat make dry jokes just becos u wana seek attention. Why all of a sudden aluu is a joke to u? U guys r begining to sound stupid. Aluu joke, aluu billboard, aluu dis or dat. U tink ur makin a joke, no u aint ur makin dese babarians sound important. Stale jokes bou aluu must stop, u guys r gettin us bored cos its d same old rubbish ur spittin. Una like copy nd paste, so if aluu dint do wat dey did una no go get joke? Dat dead non existent town is now d rave of d moment? Wat happend there was evil so stop remindin us of them animals nd give us real jokes abeg. Mtcheeew

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Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Abujafood: 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2012
ademiller: I just wanted to ask u guys especially those of u dat make dry jokes just becos u wana seek attention. Why all of a sudden aluu is a joke to u? U guys r begining to sound stupid. Aluu joke, aluu billboard, aluu dis or dat. U tink ur makin a joke, no u aint ur makin dese babarians sound important. Stale jokes bou aluu must stop, u guys r gettin us bored cos its d same old rubbish ur spittin. Una like copy nd paste, so if aluu dint do wat dey did una no go get joke? Dat dead non existent town is now d rave of d moment? Wat happend there was evil so stop remindin us of them animals nd give us real jokes abeg. Mtcheeew

Where is the Joke? See ya big ...........
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 2:17pm On Oct 15, 2012
Abujafood:

Where is the Joke? See ya big ...........
twasnt meant to b a joke. See ya small......
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 5:10pm On Oct 15, 2012
ademiller: twasnt meant to b a joke. See ya small......
we r in jokes section. See ya extra-Large .............
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 12:53pm On Oct 16, 2012
dopeJemi: we r in jokes section. See ya extra-Large .............
c ur micro small d.... Lol
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 2:09pm On Oct 16, 2012
ademiller: c ur micro small d.... Lol

Tah!

C ya kiLimanjaro bre......... gringringringrin
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 9:09pm On Oct 17, 2012
C ur atomic pri.. tongue
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 10:06pm On Oct 17, 2012
C ya moLecuLe As.... tongue
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2012
dopeJemi: C ya moLecuLe As.... tongue
spoilt child. Bully like u. Lol. How do u know i gat a molecule as....?
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 8:43pm On Oct 18, 2012
ademiller: spoilt child. Bully like u. Lol. How do u know i gat a molecule as....?

Emmm! I imagined it tongue
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 11:59am On Oct 19, 2012
dopeJemi:

Emmm! I imagined it tongue
wat a wild nd naughty imagination u got.
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 4:15pm On Oct 19, 2012
ademiller: wat a wild nd naughty imagination u got.

Its because u were trynna seduce me nau grincheesy
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Asabaman(m): 5:39pm On Oct 19, 2012
dopeJemi:

Its because u were trynna seduce me nau grincheesy
she don get u for siky 2. na dat one dey sweet u. see ur fat head. angry angry
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Emmafrancis: 11:44pm On Oct 19, 2012
Exactly what was on my mind all day. Crazy dumb jokes. People gat da heart to joke about aluu , boko haram bombings, even the flood. Jah help us
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 10:07am On Oct 20, 2012
Asaba man: she don get u for siky 2. na dat one dey sweet u. see ur fat head. angry angry
C ya doubLe Lip angry
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2012
dopeJemi:
C ya doubLe Lip angry
come on boys u dont ave to fite over me? Lmfao
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 9:21pm On Oct 20, 2012
Emmafrancis: Exactly what was on my mind all day. Crazy dumb jokes. People gat da heart to joke about aluu , boko haram bombings, even the flood. Jah help us
my dear thank u o. Dats d point im tryna bring out. They take everytin as a joke nd its gettin pretty borin.
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 11:10pm On Oct 20, 2012
ademiller: come on boys u dont ave to fite over me? Lmfao

Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 9:23am On Oct 22, 2012
dopeJemi:

Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon
is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me
dopeJemi:

Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon
is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Asabaman(m): 11:20am On Oct 22, 2012
ademiller: come on boys u dont ave to fite over me? Lmfao
dont feel so important my friend. nobody is fyting over, ontop, of u angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 1:00pm On Oct 22, 2012
ademiller: is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me

I'm toastin u nau wink
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Asabaman(m): 2:38pm On Oct 22, 2012
dopeJemi:

I'm toastin u nau wink
ofeke... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 2:42pm On Oct 22, 2012
Asaba man: ofeke... cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mbeke gringringrin
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 11:47am On Oct 29, 2012
Asaba man: ofeke... cheesy cheesy cheesy
dopeJemi:

Mbeke gringringrin
Asaba man: ofeke... cheesy cheesy cheesy
nd u both aint fightin ova me.
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 11:49am On Oct 29, 2012
dopeJemi:

I'm toastin u nau wink
how oh? U avent told me anyfin joh. Lol
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
ademiller: how oh? U avent told me anyfin joh. Lol

Okay!

I wanna av u 2 myself

I want u 2 be mine

Promise ya

No 1 else will take ur pLace
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Nobody: 12:27am On Oct 30, 2012
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew To be continued
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:30am On Oct 30, 2012
dvdon: Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew To be continued


And

U

Are? undecided
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by Nobody: 12:35am On Oct 30, 2012
dopeJemi:


And

U

Are? undecided
Dracular comon go sleep u dey find woman 4 joke section
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:45am On Oct 30, 2012
dvdon:
Dracular comon go sleep u dey find woman 4 joke section

gringringrin

Na woman dey find Me cheesy

Dracula no dey sLeep 4 nite
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 11:58am On Oct 30, 2012
dopeJemi:

gringringrin

Na woman dey find Me cheesy

Dracula no dey sLeep 4 nite
Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(f): 12:00pm On Oct 30, 2012
dopeJemi: U quoted me without replying me undecided
wen ur busy tellin ur frnd dat im d one afta u nko?

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