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Ladies With Strech+marks by blessedmayor(m): 5:28pm On Oct 17, 2012
i have come across few ladies with strech marks and a friend of mine just left her Gf cos she was damn irritating. sayin d stuff was all over her hiding/private parts..plz any cure for diz
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by Nobody: 5:38pm On Oct 17, 2012
sadly there are no permanent cure for stretch marks!
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by blessedmayor(m): 6:03pm On Oct 17, 2012
MRbrownJAY: sadly there are no permanent cure for stretch marks!
bt what abt the cosmetics? Strech mark cream etc?
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by MCDumexx: 7:22pm On Oct 17, 2012
blessedmayor: i have come across few ladies with strech marks and a friend of mine just left her Gf cos she was damn irritating. sayin d stuff was all over her hiding/private parts..plz any cure for diz

When Your frnd dey knack akpako, she wasn't irritating then o.
Anyway, 4 ђã†̥ its worth, Persistent application of Olive oil after bath will do d trick.

A more pronounced SM will need Vitamin E capsule broken, and mixed with Avocado oil also to be applied twice a day after bath.

Daily exercise is also a remedy to it.

It should however be born in mind that d solution is not instanta. Time and dedication is needed.


BTW, this is joke section so cut this thread and paste probably in d "I dunno where section"
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by Nobody: 7:23pm On Oct 17, 2012
blessedmayor: bt what abt the cosmetics? Strech mark cream etc?

many can help "reduce" the stretch marks, NONE can remove them permanently. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a liar.
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by blessedmayor(m): 7:51pm On Oct 17, 2012
MRbrownJAY:

many can help "reduce" the stretch marks, NONE can remove them permanently. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a liar.
ok tnx
Re: Ladies With Strech+marks by blessedmayor(m): 7:52pm On Oct 17, 2012
MC Dumexx:

When Your frnd dey knack akpako, she wasn't irritating then o.
Anyway, 4 ђã†̥ its worth, Persistent application of Olive oil after bath will do d trick.

A more pronounced SM will need Vitamin E capsule broken, and mixed with Avocado oil also to be applied twice a day after bath.

Daily exercise is also a remedy to it.

It should however be born in mind that d solution is not instanta. Time and dedication is needed.


BTW, this is joke section so cut this thread and paste probably in d "I dunno where section"
lol ur funny oh.anyway tnx.

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