Hey guys, Lets have some fun on the phone section. You got any sms messages you want to share with us ? Why dont you show how good you are in your sms messages. Please Post your sms messages here for us to see and use. All categories of messages are welcome, HUMOUR, LOVE, POLITICS, JOKES, ABUSE, etc. Even funny MMS Images are welcome. One Love

Can u do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood,

Just a little bit of kissing & biting

Reply me soon!

Urs lovingly,

"MOSQUITO"

igbsam:

funny MMS Images

Na u talk am o

igbsam, u asked for it, now u'll see what info will make outta this.

@Info
i been dey dizzy when u BUZZ, na later i see am

@infobaba
Funny one, make jesus catch you, u go know yourself

@Dcore
Let him make anything of it. Thats why this thread is here. We need funny things up here. Lets lighten up the thread and have some fun. All work and no play makes jack a dummy a.k.a mumu

MATHEMATICS
DO YOU LIKE MATHS ? IF SO ADD A BED SUBTRACT UR CLOTHS DIVIDE YOUR LEGS AND WE CAN MULTIPLY.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

@sam you're one (*?!)bad arse, thats a cool one its about time we start making the phone section more lively instead of the usual free stuffs, yabs btw people and droping mail adds. 1 luv o jare samu

good one y'all, in ur bid to have fun, try to keep ya butt outta trouble and not to get banned.

Beware of falling in love with beauty, rotten fruits were once beautiful attractive flowers.

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.


Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.


The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

Enjoy this MMS Images

@ igbsam
no tell me say na ur dog u do like dat
e no go 4give u oh

@info so this is what you left me for ?

@igbsam nice pics.

ifyalways:

@info so this is what you left me for ?

@igbsam nice pics.

Aha ahahaha ahah

ifyalways:

@info so this is what you left me for ?

info, will u puleeeeze explain?

Dual Core:

explain?

@ ifyalways

infobaba:

I beg Info make u explain what ify means, Dont keep us thinking something else, Like Dual_Core. I think he's thinking what am thinking. (Yoishinai Yoikangai, Good Thinking Good whatever)

hehe.
@info
@dual core

@ ifyalways



@ dual core

infobaba:

@ ifyalways



@ dual core

Mate, this graphics dey bad oooo, this na brutality.

guys

can we download this stuffs

How & where can we get that

i love them

tahnks

ok

ok o

k

1 nite a man was sitting on his bed with a sober look in his eyes looking through his marriage certificate. His wife saw him and asked, wats d matter, he lifted his eyes and said, "I am looking for the Expiry Date"

23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE




SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday, gd for u.



Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?



Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!


if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!


1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'


A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

:Long thing:

Dualcore u be die hard ooo. on top all that bashin u stil no wan die