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This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by danjkad: 9:06pm On Oct 21, 2012
Its ǻ must...U̶̲̥̅̊ must laugh=D trust mi=))
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with
drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did
not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. ''You'll finish the sandwiches before I return,'' Akpos protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours they were
now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops
out from behind a rock screaming: ''I
KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

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Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Oct 21, 2012
^^ grin grin grin

The way you tell that story...you sure you aren't Akpors?? cheesy tongue
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 21, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ grin grin ;DP

grin grin grin

you be warri girl?
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 9:37pm On Oct 21, 2012
Nice one
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by EfemenaXY: 9:45pm On Oct 21, 2012
acidosis™:


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you be warri girl?

Yeah, guilty as charged.

I be Waffi babe, inside-out cool tongue
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Odunnu: 9:57pm On Oct 21, 2012
I like you better here Efe. tongue
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Yeah, guilty as charged.

I be Waffi babe, inside-out cool tongue
I hail oo... !! smiley
Your name tells me....
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by EfemenaXY: 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2012
Odunnu: I like you better here Efe. tongue

Lol!

Why na?? grin grin
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by EfemenaXY: 10:00pm On Oct 21, 2012
acidosis™:

I hail oo... !! smiley
Your name tells me....

Tells you what?

Oya finish your sentence now.. tongue
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 21, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Tells you what?

Oya finish your sentence now.. tongue
you're an urhobo lady.. and you love mathematics/biology.
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Oct 21, 2012
acidosis™:

you're an urhobo lady.. and you love mathematics/biology.

Lol!

Nah, I'm Isoko. And yes, I do love mathematics. Did it up to university level. Well, up to 200 level though...
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 10:20pm On Oct 21, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Lol!

Nah, I'm Isoko. And yes, I do love mathematics. Did it up to university level. Well, up to 200 level though...[b][/b]
oh I see.. thats nice smiley I love isoko people smiley
Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by larride(m): 10:31pm On Oct 21, 2012
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Re: This Will Get You Rolling On The Floor. by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2012
Saw this joke on fb before.
It was very funny.

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