joke time
sandra narrates:
During lunch at work i ate 3
plates of beans.When i got
home,my husband seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling i
have a surprise for dinner
tonight." He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinner
tablee. I took a seat and just as
he was about to remove my
blindfold the phone rang.He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.The
beans i had consumed were
affecting me and the pressure
was unbearable,so while my
husband was out of the room i seized the opportunity,shifted 1
leg and let go. It was notonly loud but smelled
like a fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!I took my napkin
from my lap and fanned the air
around me vigorously. Then shifting to the other leg,i
ripped off 3 more.The stench
was worse than a cooked
cabbage.Kepping my ears
carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room i went on releasing atomic
bombs. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of
my freedom,so i quickly fanned
the air and folded my
hands,feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.My face
must have the picture od
innocence when he returned,He
apologised for taking so long. He asked me if i peeped and i
assured him that i didnt. He removed the blindfold and i
saw about 12 guests seated
around the table who were my
husbands freinds and my inlaws
with their hands to their
noses.... If you were in her shoes what
would you do?

I won't do anything cos as funny as the joke is, I hav seen it 2,785,463,086,963 times......

Lagusta: I won't do anything cos as funny as the joke is, I hav seen it 2,785,463,086,963 times......

wwoohh! I just saw it nd thought of posting it.

leunamme93:
wwoohh! I just saw it nd thought of posting it.

No mind am , it's not easy to get an internet fone even if na java.
Welcome to the internet

ITbomb:
No mind am , it's not easy to get an internet fone even if na java.
Welcome to the internet

Ha! Omg! This is affront to iphone knowing that I was the first man on that que that bought the iphone 5