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Birthday Present by djcrooky(m): 7:10pm On Jan 25, 2008
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Re: Birthday Present by nightnurse(f): 7:18pm On Jan 25, 2008
grin i'd say d same
Re: Birthday Present by ThugLife1(m): 8:31pm On Jan 25, 2008
lol
Re: Birthday Present by ituen(m): 8:49pm On Jan 25, 2008
lol grin grin grin grin

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