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Very Important Safety Tips For All Nigerians by honiye(m): 2:44pm On Oct 24, 2012
TO be forewarned is to before harmed

1. Pls take note; if you are in any place other than mosque, Assalatu joint or any social gathering of moslems and you hear somebody suddenly shouting or saying "Allah al Kubaru", pls run, I repeat RUN for your life. The next sound you might hear could be that of bomb blast if you are fast enough.

2. whenever you hear people shouting thieves, please run, I repeat RUN for your life so that you wont be the next victim of ALUUCINATION.

3. And lastly, whenever or wherever you see Jonathan Badluck, Tinubu Ole, Obasanjo, Babagida, Allyson-Madueke and the likes of others corrupt leaders, pls scream ole, ole, ole, so that they can be aluucinated.... Oh sorry, Aluu people are wicked animals and cowards, they are good at killing innocents students and they wont go for the corrupt leaders who has killed many Nigerians with their corruption and loot.

May God forgive us all.

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