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Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 9:36pm On Jan 28, 2008
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich grin cheesy
Re: Wise Man by Necorios(m): 10:20pm On Jan 28, 2008
Na wao!
Re: Wise Man by ituen(m): 10:00am On Jan 29, 2008
i see thisas normal but not funny. TJ try explain am to me
Re: Wise Man by nightnurse(f): 10:20am On Jan 29, 2008
(sings) what a joke, what a joke
Re: Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 1:59pm On Jan 29, 2008
@ituen__everyone thinks the man was gon get a handjob but instead he ordered a cheese sandwich
Re: Wise Man by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jan 30, 2008
and so?
Re: Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 2:38pm On Jan 30, 2008
Webdezzi wat re u trying to say
Re: Wise Man by tysolo(m): 2:45pm On Jan 30, 2008
angry angry angrywhat
Re: Wise Man by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 30, 2008
am sure you don't want me to spell it out for you
Re: Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 3:54pm On Jan 30, 2008
try me nd spell
Re: Wise Man by tufe(m): 4:05pm On Jan 30, 2008
tj, leave that dude.

eim been they stab logic class for eim skool.
Re: Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 4:14pm On Jan 30, 2008
Wan gwan tufe. long time
Re: Wise Man by tufe(m): 4:25pm On Jan 30, 2008
i just dey oo. real long time, whats popping at kuvuki
Re: Wise Man by tjtj1(m): 8:16pm On Jan 30, 2008
gwara gwara
Re: Wise Man by tufe(m): 8:13pm On Jan 31, 2008
aiight, but u gotta teach me that shit soon
Re: Wise Man by Nobody: 1:52pm On Feb 01, 2008
what shit? kuvuki language?
Re: Wise Man by tufe(m): 1:57pm On Feb 01, 2008
na the gwara gwara.

go ask a kuvikian if you dont know what i'm talking about

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