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Naming Ceremony by bunmioguns(m): 12:10am On Nov 01, 2012
(Who else but the prank master - Akpors)

Akpors insisted that his first child must bear
his name.
So on the day of naming...


Rev: Which name would u like ur child to bear?

Akpors (with smile all over his face) replied; Akpors.


Rev: NO! He has to bear an English name.

Akpors: Oh ok... Akporsking.



Rev (Obviously tired of the prank): LISTEN! Ur
son should be named after a saint in the Bible.
Akpors: Na wa o...
(He thought for a while and obviously with an
inspiration and great smile)





"Ok pastor; St. Akporstus"















The Rev urinated all over his body cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy while














The baby died immediately as a result of lafter grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Naming Ceremony by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 01, 2012
You try sha...
Re: Naming Ceremony by ITbomb(m): 12:30am On Nov 01, 2012
PretiEbony: You try sha...
u no go post ur own ?
Re: Naming Ceremony by Nobody: 12:33am On Nov 01, 2012
ITbomb: u no go post ur own ?
Wetin come be your own nau? undecided undecided
Re: Naming Ceremony by larride(m): 11:20pm On Nov 01, 2012
angry angry
Re: Naming Ceremony by Lagusta(m): 7:23am On Nov 02, 2012
That's my presido!!!!
Re: Naming Ceremony by bunmioguns(m): 8:10pm On Nov 04, 2012
Lagusta: That's my presido!!!!


I remain humble Boss cool cool cool

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