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I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Nobody: 8:40am On Nov 01, 2012
I recently read on a thread that some words are changed to some other words on NL.

I never knew 'Ban.g' is among the words until i posted a joke that has the word 'ban.g' in it. Lo and behold, 'Ban.g' changed to 'Slam' before my very eyes, making the entire joke dumb and I looking stupid.

So, i decided to open this thread to know which words will be changed to what.
I am sorry if some words sound vulgar in my Yquest for NL knowledge...

The first words are written with a dot and d second ones are d same words without a dot.

Let's practicalise what they turn to....Abracadabra...

1. Pen.is = penis
2. Virgi.na = virgina
3. Vir.gin = virgin
4. Ban.g = bang
5. Squ.irt = squirt
6. Ejac.ulate = ejaculate
7. Bit.ch = bitch
8. Se.x =sex
9. Lesb.ian = lesbian
10. Cu.m = cum
11 Ga.y = gay

pls whoever knows anyother words should let us know. Thanks
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Odunnu: 8:45am On Nov 01, 2012
Org.asm = orgasm
Brea.st = Breast
N.ipple = Nipple
Or.gy = Orgy
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Nobody: 9:04am On Nov 01, 2012
grin
it's so funny...
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Nobody: 12:00pm On Nov 01, 2012
stu.pid = stupid
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Odunnu: 12:48pm On Nov 01, 2012
Er.ectio.n = Erection
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by micki83(m): 8:57pm On Nov 01, 2012
Rukemi291: I recently read on a thread that some words are changed to some other words on NL.

I never knew 'Ban.g' is among the words until i posted a joke that has the word 'ban.g' in it. Lo and behold, 'Ban.g' changed to 'Slam' before my very eyes, making the entire joke dumb and I looking stupid.

So, i decided to open this thread to know which words will be changed to what.
I am sorry if some words sound vulgar in my Yquest for NL knowledge...

The first words are written with a dot and d second ones are d same words without a dot.

Let's practicalise what they turn to....Abracadabra...

1. Pen.is = penis
2. Virgi.na = virgina
3. Vir.gin = virgin
4. Ban.g = bang
5. Squ.irt = squirt
6. Ejac.ulate = ejaculate
7. Bit.ch = bitch
8. Se.x =sex
9. Lesb.ian = lesbian
10. Cu.m = cum
11 Ga.y = gay

pls whoever knows anyother words should let us know. Thanks
My dear,I just put up a thread dis evening abt nairaland censorship.I didn't even know u had done that already.I thot I was d only one who was disturbed by d nairaland "clean-up" lexicon,lol. A v.ibrator is called a "romance machine",lol. I wonder what a d.ildo is called...let's see: "Love Machine"(I actually typed d.ildo there,to see what it will magically transform into,lol)
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Nobody: 1:45pm On Nov 02, 2012
I tell u. Up there, i wrote stu.pid not until i saw it change to 'silly'.

Let's see other words.

Cu.m = cum
libi.do = libido
rape = ra.pe
ta da...
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by Nobody: 2:29pm On Nov 02, 2012
I tell u. Up there, i wrote stu.pid not until i saw it change to 'silly'.

Let's see other words.

Cu.m = cum
libi.do = libido
ra.pe = rape
ta da...
Re: I Am Sorry, I Just Have To Open This Thread by zibe(m): 4:57pm On Nov 06, 2012
Odunnu: Org.asm = orgasm
Brea.st = Breast
N.ipple = Nipple
Or.gy = Orgy

LMAOOOOOOOO @ unmentionables!!

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