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Fast Drinker by Nobody: 9:24am On Jan 30, 2008 |
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve bottles of star and starts drinking them as fast as he can. T he bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "N 100 |
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
@Poster pls explain |
Re: Fast Drinker by tysolo(m): 12:26pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
What do u mean. |
Re: Fast Drinker by tjtj1(m): 1:38am On Jan 31, 2008 |
@ituen shes recycled the darn joke. it means tht the drinker or thebuyer/ watever is drinking 12 bottles of beer for 100 naira thts why hes rushing so he can run away |
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 10:45am On Jan 31, 2008 |
Sitll doesnt make sense Why wld he run cos 12 bottles of beer is N100? Wont he pay the money? Or is he rushing cos he tinks the price may change anytime? |
Re: Fast Drinker by Lolabbey: 11:02am On Jan 31, 2008 |
bros all she's sayin is he has only 100 naira he really can't afford to pay 4 d whole 12. finito |
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2008 |
tj_tj: @LOla Do u get the highlighted part. There was no placein the sotry that says he cant afford to pay OR the price of 12 bottles is more dan N100 |
Re: Fast Drinker by GeeCee(m): 1:06pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
@ Poster, thanks please try again and harder. |
Re: Fast Drinker by elementus: 4:29pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
@geecee wetin be yr own?? |
Re: Fast Drinker by minute(f): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
very funny. |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
nice joke jare |
Re: Fast Drinker by GeeCee(m): 2:44pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
elementus: Which one be your own gan self? Na you be d poster? Let d poster speak 4 herself. Abi she no get br--- |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 3:07pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
get wetin men finish your statement, abi u dey fear |
Re: Fast Drinker by tunanpa: 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
keep the yabees alive |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
yeah, just keeping it real try join in |
Re: Fast Drinker by ThugLife1(m): 2:44am On Feb 02, 2008 |
$hit |
Re: Fast Drinker by Nobody: 3:40am On Feb 02, 2008 |
dry joke. |
Re: Fast Drinker by Amigoz(f): 6:34am On Feb 02, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: Fast Drinker by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
wtf! |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 10:22pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
calm ur nerves down woman |
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 12:10pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Yea, she gotta calm down. Al her new posts got "WTF" on 'em |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
i dont too blame her sha, its the effect of the absence of miggy clemz, take it easy. we are here for you |
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 4:25pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
You and who |
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 7:09pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
u dey deny her now abi. ok me and me |
Re: Fast Drinker by ifyalways(f): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Aisha used to be a good poster till she started this her pally with folly. see now,nyffing good wud come out of this follyaisha @joke,well all join. |
Re: Fast Drinker by saucekid(m): 7:40pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
folly don infect am with the folly virus |
Re: Fast Drinker by tjtj1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
migines is in kirikiri |
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