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Fast Drinker by Nobody: 9:24am On Jan 30, 2008
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve bottles of star and starts drinking them as fast as he can. T

he bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "N 100
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Jan 30, 2008
@Poster

pls explain
Re: Fast Drinker by tysolo(m): 12:26pm On Jan 30, 2008
What do u mean. grin grin
Re: Fast Drinker by tjtj1(m): 1:38am On Jan 31, 2008
@ituen shes recycled the darn joke. it means tht the drinker or thebuyer/ watever is drinking 12 bottles of beer for 100 naira thts why hes rushing so he can run away grin
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 10:45am On Jan 31, 2008
Sitll doesnt make sense

Why wld he run cos 12 bottles of beer is N100? Wont he pay the money?

Or is he rushing cos he tinks the price may change anytime?
Re: Fast Drinker by Lolabbey: 11:02am On Jan 31, 2008
bros all she's sayin is he has only 100 naira he really can't afford to pay 4 d whole 12.
finito
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2008
tj_tj:

@ituen shes recycled the darn joke. it means that the drinker or thebuyer/ watever is drinking 12 bottles of beer for 100 naira thts why hes rushing so he can run away grin


@LOla

Do u get the highlighted part. There was no placein the sotry that says he cant afford to pay OR the price of 12 bottles is more dan N100
Re: Fast Drinker by GeeCee(m): 1:06pm On Jan 31, 2008
@ Poster, thanks please try again and harder.
Re: Fast Drinker by elementus: 4:29pm On Jan 31, 2008
@geecee wetin be yr own??
Re: Fast Drinker by minute(f): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2008
very funny.
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2008
nice joke jare
Re: Fast Drinker by GeeCee(m): 2:44pm On Feb 01, 2008
elementus:

@geecee wetin be yr own??

Which one be your own gan self? Na you be d poster? Let d poster speak 4 herself. Abi she no get br---
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 3:07pm On Feb 01, 2008
get wetin

men finish your statement, abi u dey fear
Re: Fast Drinker by tunanpa: 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2008
keep the yabees alive
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2008
yeah, just keeping it real

try join in
Re: Fast Drinker by ThugLife1(m): 2:44am On Feb 02, 2008
$hit
Re: Fast Drinker by Nobody: 3:40am On Feb 02, 2008
dry joke. sad
Re: Fast Drinker by Amigoz(f): 6:34am On Feb 02, 2008
Nice
Re: Fast Drinker by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2008
wtf!
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 10:22pm On Feb 02, 2008
calm ur nerves down woman
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 12:10pm On Feb 03, 2008
Yea, she gotta calm down. Al her new posts got "WTF" on 'em
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2008
i dont too blame her sha, its the effect of the absence of miggy

clemz, take it easy. we are here for you wink wink wink
Re: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 4:25pm On Feb 03, 2008
You and who
Re: Fast Drinker by tufe(m): 7:09pm On Feb 04, 2008
u dey deny her now abi.
ok

me and me
Re: Fast Drinker by ifyalways(f): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2008
Aisha used to be a good poster till she started this her pally with folly.
see now,nyffing good wud come out of this follyaisha tongue

@joke,well all join. grin
Re: Fast Drinker by saucekid(m): 7:40pm On Feb 04, 2008
folly don infect am with the folly virus
Re: Fast Drinker by tjtj1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 04, 2008
migines is in kirikiri grin

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