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| Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by gendebs(m): 12:00pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
A man went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny will be. The native doctor drew circle withta white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. He placed a dead worm on the floor and asked the guy to watch carefully. He said he would say some incantations to make the dead worm start crawling. He told the guy that if the worm crawls into the white circle, it means his destiny will be bright but if it crawls into the black circle, it means his destiny will be dark. He began making the incantations and the dead worm started crawling. When it got in between the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the black circle. The guy watched. As it was about to crawl into the black circle, the guy picked it and gently dropped it on the white circle. The native doctor got furious and asked why he did that. The guy replied he won't fold his arms and watch his destiny crawl into darkness because "HIS DESTINY LIES IN HIS HANDS" |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by FatBest(m): 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Nice 1 |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by fairygeh(f): 3:23pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Okay  |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by toygod2: 3:29pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
OP, do u have diarhoea of the eyes?.........joke of 18BC |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by AnnbabyHot(f): 3:47pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
toygod2: OP, do u have diarhoea of the eyes?.........joke of 18BC Doygoat! what is ur bisnessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss? Nice one op! |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by toygod2: 3:53pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Oh,sorry beauty......are u new here?cos i hadly see cool angels here............i promise to be ur TOY,rmemba 2 can play d game.....wotchu say? |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by AnnbabyHot(f): 3:55pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
toygod2: Oh,sorry beauty......are u new here?cos i hadly see cool angels here............i promise to be ur TOY,rmemba 2 can play d game.....wotchu say? Which game are u talking about  ??Ludo i guess? |
| Re: Ur Destiny Is In Ur Hand by toygod2: 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Yeah,dat one on d right side of ur mind. And i knw u like it too. Imma make u do,wot u say u wont do. |
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