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Dont Get Involved! by olunifemi(f): 4:19pm On Apr 19, 2006
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas. So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy. When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he went mad, "where are my bananas?" The white guy said "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy said ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude said "Mr. don't get involved, its a family matter!!!" grin
Re: Dont Get Involved! by diddy4(m): 4:41pm On Apr 19, 2006
i have seen this joke here before. angry angry
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Free(f): 3:00pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Dont Get Involved! by iffe(f): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2006
na wah smiley smiley
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 5:48pm On Apr 20, 2006
funny joke but its been here ! go check-- its a family matter
Cheers cheesy
Re: Dont Get Involved! by sade511(f): 1:00am On May 16, 2006
lol
Re: Dont Get Involved! by senisho(m): 1:07am On May 16, 2006
Can't stop laughing. I think I'm going to wake my brother. cheesy cheesy
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Ddii(f): 10:03am On May 16, 2006
@ micky
how we go settle dis matta ?
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 10:08am On May 16, 2006
@ Ddii how do u want us to settle it? court or out of court settlement?
Lol
Cheers
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Ddii(f): 1:49pm On May 16, 2006
since na family matta, we go carry am go village 4 elders to settle !

ha ha
Re: Dont Get Involved! by olunifemi(f): 2:04pm On May 16, 2006
true talk
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 2:46pm On May 16, 2006
@Ddii-But i think there is no reason taking it to the village, we go fit settle am for warri town, Right?
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Ddii(f): 2:54pm On May 16, 2006
micki, too much katakata 4 area
we gasto to do am 4 village
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 3:05pm On May 16, 2006
Ddii:

micki, too much katakata 4 area
we gasto to do am 4 village

you are really cracking me up for real
Cheers
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Ddii(f): 3:17pm On May 16, 2006
i'm glad u had fun
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 3:55pm On May 16, 2006
Yeah, i had fun ! being here is fun on it own and you are even making it more fun filled !
Cheers
Re: Dont Get Involved! by olunifemi(f): 8:29pm On May 18, 2006
fun all d way!
Re: Dont Get Involved! by micklplus(m): 1:04pm On May 19, 2006
NA so !
Cheers cheesy
Re: Dont Get Involved! by spikelord(m): 10:13am On May 20, 2006
Blacks and monkeys!!!hahaha
Re: Dont Get Involved! by spikelord(m): 10:13am On May 20, 2006
Blacks and monkeys!!!hahaha
Re: Dont Get Involved! by olunifemi(f): 2:42pm On May 23, 2006
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Rhodalyn(f): 2:44pm On May 23, 2006
lol, funny joke cheesy
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Lolabbey: 1:11pm On Mar 10, 2009
family mater indeed
Re: Dont Get Involved! by romsky: 1:13pm On Mar 10, 2009
indeed in need
Re: Dont Get Involved! by sylve11: 3:20pm On Mar 10, 2009
Lolabbey:

family mater indeed

u now know this is a family matter, so what are u still doing here?
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Lolabbey: 3:30pm On Mar 10, 2009
NO VEX,i no no sey u be dem famly
Re: Dont Get Involved! by romsky: 3:47pm On Mar 10, 2009
na so me self hia am o
Re: Dont Get Involved! by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:52pm On Mar 10, 2009
Me too. . . Rommie, I hear say na u be the person wey steal my chicken put 4 studio bed. .
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Lolabbey: 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2009
makinde
Re: Dont Get Involved! by sylve11: 4:09pm On Mar 10, 2009
mayowa
Re: Dont Get Involved! by Lolabbey: 4:14pm On Mar 10, 2009
mayode
Re: Dont Get Involved! by sylve11: 4:58pm On Mar 10, 2009
kayode cool

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