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The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 11:11am On Feb 01, 2008 |
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchaseand leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 11:19am On Feb 01, 2008 |
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers. |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 11:21am On Feb 01, 2008 |
a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of N1000per insertion." "You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's N10,000 and to hell with the advertisement!" |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by bazii80(f): 11:27am On Feb 01, 2008 |
YEAH serves him right! WHAT WAS HE THINKING, Im neva even begin pray! |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by bazii80(f): 11:32am On Feb 01, 2008 |
a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of N1000per insertion." "You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's N10,000 and to hell with the advertisement!" @ nightnurse, girl ur absototally crazy in the head, "INSERTION" |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by Opoki(m): 11:44am On Feb 01, 2008 |
@ Poster: Nice one, This can really happen |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 2:37pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
nice |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
why e no go nice, when na your wife |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 3:20pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
tufe the attacker, i'll inject u with kill and dry very soon |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
inject who you've 4gotten that i'm the day doctor lol |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
u'll soon come bck 2 beg 4 my forgiveness (I'm waiting) |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 4:05pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
a mi, ogigbigigbi. you go wait tire. |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Tufe, U wan sick by force? |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by Nobody: 5:33am On Feb 02, 2008 |
am having a good laf on this blog tonight |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by clemcykul(f): 12:39pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
na correct sickler |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 6:12pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
Who? |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 9:18pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
ask that clemskull girl make she answer |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 11:34am On Feb 03, 2008 |
Clemcyskull - I like that name |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
i think ify is the originator of the name |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 7:34pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Wow. I hp she can defend it wen Clemcy finds out |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ashaby(f): 10:38am On Feb 04, 2008 |
@ night nurse u and dis ur condom jokes. na only God go deliver u sha! any way cool |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by Lolabbey: 11:34am On Feb 04, 2008 |
D only bonifide nurse of nairaland any othr one is a counterfeit. good one my dear |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by Nobody: 1:07pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
i dont like nightnurse |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 1:50pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
. . . cos she no get ur time, abi |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 2:05pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
webdezzi: who cares |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 2:20pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
nightie is sweet, so if you dont like her, thats your headache. @lolabbey, my eyes are on you |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
clemcyskull a skull full of knowledge and wisdom clemcykul as kull as lyfe |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by tufe(m): 3:01pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
clemzy, you must have been the person R.Kelly featured in the song i wish i wish i wish |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by nightnurse(f): 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
tufe, why don't u just open up to clemzy? tell her u are interested in, her don't be scared ok, Miggy is not around anymore so go on and tell her ur mind am right behind u |
Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by sincity(m): 3:41pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Nightnurse, i guess i'm pondering what u are pondering too!! |
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